Monkeys everywhere fling poop in celebration that the horrible stigma of having a disease named after them is finally over.

We now go live to the jungle to our correspondent. Those monkeys must be happy this is finally behind them.

That's right Al, we have a monkey right here who is just exuding happiness at this decision. What's your name sir?

"Ukeeeeee aaahghf hoo hoo hoo"

Mr. Hoo do you think this will finally lead to your people being respected in the popular culture.

"Aggghghf ukeeee hoopp ahhhhhhh"

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