Dog catches Monkeypox from gay owners

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[–]chadwickofwv 12 insightful - 1 fun12 insightful - 0 fun13 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

Not just children anymore. They're giving it to their dogs as well. Are the police ever going to investigate the obvious sexual abuse?

[–]SloppyJoeBeaver 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

It's highly contagious, the dog could get it from infected linens or upholstery.

[–][deleted] 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

If it's HIGHLY contagious, how come only gay men get it?

[–]jostiniane 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That piece of info is intentionally left out.. Be degenerate -> get what you deserve

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It isn't.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

https://www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/out-health-and-wellness/sex-men-not-skin-contact-fueling-monkeypox-new-research-suggests-rcna43484

[–]EternalSunset 8 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

I wonder: How are dogs and kids getting this gay butt sex disease? 🤔

[–]IridescentAnaconda 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Dog licks owner's arm, then licks own butt. Dogs do this all the time.

It's fucked up that the couple's non-monogamy is hurting their dog, but no need to imagine any more degeneracy than there already exists in this story.

I don't know about kids tho. That is probably very sus.

[–]jostiniane 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Kids lick owner arm then butt too..

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https://www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/out-health-and-wellness/sex-men-not-skin-contact-fueling-monkeypox-new-research-suggests-rcna43484

[–]IridescentAnaconda 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Yes, I'm seeing people post this article in several places. It suggests that the large majority of transmissions are sexual. But it still not necessarily 100% (remember that closely related smallpox can be transmitted via bedding). Even if transmissions are 99% MSM sex (and I think that's probably close to the truth), the rare canine case could easily be due to the 1% non-sexual transmission. I think bedding is a more likely vector in this case.

Again, promiscuous sex puts yourself and others (including canine friends) at risk and thus should be militantly discouraged. These guys are still degenerates. But I don't think there is any need to assume that they are fucking their dog.

[–]hfxB0oyA 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

DegeneratePox

[–]jostiniane 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

somehow we don't want to talk why only such category gets infected.. Seems like science doesn't apply here.

[–]Rob3122 7 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Pure fear porn just like Covid. I remember when the former president of Tanzania(before they killed him) called bullshit on Covid and the vaccines. He sent in fake samples of people to get tested for Covid. Some of those samples were from a goat and a piece of fruit. They all coincidentally tested positive for Covid.

[–]Rastafoo 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Who else saw this coming from a mile away?

[–]CleverFoolOfEarth 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Don't let your dog lick your butthole when you're having sex! This has been a PSA!

[–]jostiniane 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Same for kids