No, no, you see, it's white-collar magic that keeps airplanes from falling. It's just that gravity decides not to work sometimes. Or maybe gravity only works when companies aren't charging hundreds of dollars per seat? But wait, what about all the times I've thrown something in the air? Are you going to tell me they stayed up and flew to France? I simply DO NOT believe in aerodynamics, but go ahead, get in that multi-ton metal box and see how high you get. Please do it for all of us