The man who ran over people at the Waukesha Christmas parade released on bond two days ago and has a lengthy criminal record. Don't let this go down the memory hole.

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[–]mahavishnunj 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (3 children)

a)why are parades a thing that exists?

b)why would there be an xmas one over a month before xmas?

[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Maybe his vehicle slipped on some ice, then the hot coffee in his lap spilled and he reacted, then his sleeping dog awoke from his yelling and jumped in his lap, then he realized he was plowing down people, then he tried to slam on the brakes but by this time the dog was by his feet and he stomped on the gas accidentally, then launching over bodies with his driving affected control lost he steered into more people, then he went into shock and his post traumatic stress kicked in rending him an amnesiac, then he just went home. Accidental dumb luck.

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    [–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Plausible.

    Make a documentary of it for CNN.