South Florida residents report shaking; no official reports of earthquake or explosions

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[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

Obviously an earthquake, even if the officials won't admit it for some stupid or nefarious reason. I've been through many in Cali.

Either that or that fat bitch Janet was finally getting laid again.

[–]jet199 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

What amazes me is that while most of these super morbidly obese people can't walk 100 yards yet they can all do the full splits.

[–]Rationalmind 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Yes, Floridians! This is so funny. Go to Disney World and see the obese scooter locals.