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    [–]TheBeefBenson 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

    Sometimes I really wish I didn't know how to read.

    [–]bobbobbybob 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

    The weird thing is knowing that someone has done this

    [–]jet199 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

    Knowing men exist isn't all that weird.

    [–]bobbobbybob 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    yeah, 'men' is a loose term if turning an octopus into your gimp is the result.

    [–]jackblack[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    The animal gyrates its empty stomach and the folds of its brain rubbing on your glans, begging for nutrition.

    sounds like me on a date.

    [–]sproketboy 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    The beak is made of chitin not bone. Same kind of stuff crab shell is made of.