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    [–]TheBeefBenson 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

    Sometimes I really wish I didn't know how to read.

    [–]bobbobbybob 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

    The weird thing is knowing that someone has done this

    [–]jet199 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

    Knowing men exist isn't all that weird.

    [–]bobbobbybob 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    yeah, 'men' is a loose term if turning an octopus into your gimp is the result.

    [–]jackblack[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    The animal gyrates its empty stomach and the folds of its brain rubbing on your glans, begging for nutrition.

    sounds like me on a date.

    [–]sproketboy 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    The beak is made of chitin not bone. Same kind of stuff crab shell is made of.

    [–]IridescentAnaconda 1 insightful - 4 fun1 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

    Chthulu is rising at last!

    [–]hennaojichan 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    The content is quite interesting but I have a question about his use of the plural of octopus. He uses three (3) different words for the plural: octopuses, octopi, and octopus. According to my American dictionary octopi is incorrect but then the narrator seems to be British so he may be having some fun with the Americans in his audience. This is not a major problem since the subject of octopuses arises only rarely among people I know but it is curious. The fact that certain species of octopus are made up of cells that are themselves individual one-celled animals is amazing.

    [–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    I like octopussies.