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[–]Nemacolin[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Idiots the lot of the 'em.

The Wolverine Watchmen militia group didn't just plot to kidnap Gov. Gretchen Whitmer, but they were on a mission to attack the state Capitol and target police officers at their homes as part of a broader mission to instigate a civil war, authorities said Thursday in announcing felony charges against 13 militia members accused in a sensational case of domestic terrorism.

Attorney General Dana Nessel referred to the accused as "extremists" who are hoping to recruit new members "by seizing on a moment of civil unrest" to wreak havoc on the country. She identified the militia group as the Wolverine Watchmen, whose members are accused of, among other things, conducting surveillance outside Whitmer's vacation residence, using code language and encrypted messages to throw off police and planting a bomb under a bridge to divert law enforcement.

[–]DrSpaztic 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

How utterly convenient and fantastic timing. The Wolverine Watchmen!? What a jip.

[–]Questionable 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I'm just imagining these cretins running around communicating through their cell phones. "But how did they find out about our brilliant plans??? It's like they were tracking us the whole time or something! How strange!"

[–]Nemacolin[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

We need to learn from the professionals.

In New Jersey recent two policemen we caught after vandalizing some cars. Sure, they were caught, but look at the steps they took.

They parked far from the scene of the crime. They wore identical dark clothing. They rode bikes to the scene. They took back alleys away from all cameras. They left their phones at home.

We ought to be taking notes.