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[–]DrBalls 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (8 children)

i am fappin to the sears catalog right now. guess which section? bitch. come get me. My name is Doctor Balls. I am a doctor. PHD. LLC. INC.

[–]ReeferMadness 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (7 children)

What is sears?

[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (6 children)

Before the internet there was a store that you could order things by mail, including women's underwear - all the way back to the olde days. (I happen to have one of the vintage reprints.)

[–]mommysexsworker 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (5 children)

the sears catalog also was used as makeshift toilet paper. my grandparents cabin had an outhouse, you had to walk thru the snow to get to it. 1) go poo 2) wipe with pages from the catalog.

how do people clean their butts in this internet age?

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

With soft ware.

[–]mommysexsworker 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

i like to fap in the outhouse using a handful of snow, after taking a big poop in the outhouse.

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Too cool.

[–]mommysexsworker 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

i am cool. as snow.