Setting the barr

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[–]hfxB0oyA 9 insightful - 5 fun9 insightful - 4 fun10 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Holy crap, she does look better than Madonna! Roseanne has actually aged very gracefully. Madonna looks like a pencil eraser.

[–]StillLessons 8 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 3 fun9 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

I'm reminded of an old saying:

Under 40, a person's looks reflect their genes. Over 40, they reflect their choices.

[–]brimshae 7 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

8/10. Would let her make me cookies. Big grandmother energy right there.

[–]NastyWetSmear 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

Madonna's plastic surgeon just keeps stretching her forehead up to pull the skin taut and remove the wrinkles. Working smart, not hard!

[–]LordoftheFlies 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Problem is, she's going to run out skin to keep doing that with.

[–]NastyWetSmear 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Remember when she made that video in a bathtub full of milk and rose petals from her mansion on the moon telling us how COVID kills everyone equally while her live in chef was preparing her quail egg omelets for dinner, to be enjoyed in her theater room?

If you told me she had a room where she keeps spare skin in case of emergencies, I think I'd just nod.

[–]LordoftheFlies 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

If you told me she had a room where she keeps spare skin in case of emergencies, I think I'd just nod.

Nah, she totally doesn't have a skin room in her mansion. And I'm saying that because it's the truth, not because I'm afraid of ending up in the skin room myself.

[–][deleted] 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Damn, Madonna looks awful.

[–]Godknight 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Satanism is fugly

[–]Clown_Chan 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Lol who's that alien on the right?👽

[–]Musky[S] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

That's Madonna who used to be attractive.

[–]LordoftheFlies 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

No shit, even older Madonna wasn't too shabby looking. But this, fuck, this is damned near as uncanny to look at as those realdoll faces.

[–]Brewdabier 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

The one on right liiks like a video game AI.

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

When will people learn that these types of cosmetic surgery only makes people become hideous and peculiar looking as they age.

[–]brimshae 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

Could be skinwalkers who don't understand the uncanny valley.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

😧

[–]LordoftheFlies 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

There's a reason our distant ancestors developed a fear of things that look nearly human. I think those things are making a comeback :p.

[–]brimshae 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I kinda hate that this is becoming a distinct possibility.

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

That Roald Dahl quote never fails.

[–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Which quote?

[–]hfxB0oyA 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

“If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until you can hardly bear to look at it.

A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts it will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.”

― Roald Dahl, The Twits

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Damn I wish Madonna would have aged gracefully like say Tina Turner. The vast majority of celebrities get work done but they ain't gotta do themselves like this.

[–]LordoftheFlies 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Wait, is that thing on the right there supposed to be Madonna? Holy shit, what did she do to herself?

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Everything

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Elective cosmetic surgery is one of the few places you can still get easily prescribed opiates/opioids. I know she's wealthy and can get whatever she wants, and there are body mod addicted people, but I wonder how many are still going in for the casual cosmetic surgery for the prescriptions?

[–]md5crypto 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It's tragic what Madonna did to herself.

[–]Rastafoo 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Literally ET