I sexually identify as an avocado...

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[–]C3P0 9 insightful - 4 fun9 insightful - 3 fun10 insightful - 4 fun -  (12 children)

That's exactly the problem with being able to identify as anything you choose to. If one can identify as the opposite sex then the next logical conclusion is that one could identify as inanimate objects.

[–]72ndGender 11 insightful - 7 fun11 insightful - 6 fun12 insightful - 7 fun -  (9 children)

Or other races. After all, race isn't real and is just a social construct, so I'll be applying for black scholarships, black hiring preference, and black government contracts.

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 4 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 6 fun -  (2 children)

If that's the case then I sexually identify as being a Swiss Jewish Supremacist - and right after I'm done with this avocado I'm moving to Switzerland.

[–]72ndGender 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Damn it, good call. Is it too late to change my identification? I want to be a Swiss Jew too. Live in Switzerland and get my free AR. Then go to Israel if shit hits the fan.

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Free AR? I don't know what AR is, but as a Jew with a Scotch father, if it's free, I'm game!

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Nuka Zeus is way ahead of you. Transracial black power!

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    [–]72ndGender 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

    Are some kind of transracephobe??!??? Of course Rachel was black. Suggesting otherwise is transracephobic, which is a form of violence and you will be arrested and fired from your job. I'm watching you, bigot...

    [–]C3P0 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

    You are right. Race is an intermediate step. I feel pity for actual intersex persons. I'd gladly allow a hermaphrodite into my bathroom regardless of their closer sex.

    [–]72ndGender 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

    Same. It's not their fault they were actually born that way. As opposed to self identified trannies who choose a gender for their sexual identity.

    [–]JasonCarswell[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    I don't even begrudge the self-identifiers. Just keep their political shit to themselves, keep out of the news, and live their lives, with a modicum of perspective and reality (ie. no bearded women), without trying to change everyone else's lives while distracting from FAAAAAAR more important issues.

    [–]JasonCarswell[S] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    https://DuckDuckGo.com/?q=I+Sexually+Identify+As+An+Attack+Helecopter

    [–]IAmSatan 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Or age... [insert creepy implications here] I mean it's biological too...