I sexually identify as an avocado...

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[–]72ndGender 11 insightful - 7 fun11 insightful - 6 fun12 insightful - 7 fun -  (9 children)

Or other races. After all, race isn't real and is just a social construct, so I'll be applying for black scholarships, black hiring preference, and black government contracts.

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 4 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 6 fun -  (2 children)

If that's the case then I sexually identify as being a Swiss Jewish Supremacist - and right after I'm done with this avocado I'm moving to Switzerland.

[–]72ndGender 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Damn it, good call. Is it too late to change my identification? I want to be a Swiss Jew too. Live in Switzerland and get my free AR. Then go to Israel if shit hits the fan.

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Free AR? I don't know what AR is, but as a Jew with a Scotch father, if it's free, I'm game!

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Nuka Zeus is way ahead of you. Transracial black power!

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    [–]72ndGender 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

    Are some kind of transracephobe??!??? Of course Rachel was black. Suggesting otherwise is transracephobic, which is a form of violence and you will be arrested and fired from your job. I'm watching you, bigot...

    [–]C3P0 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

    You are right. Race is an intermediate step. I feel pity for actual intersex persons. I'd gladly allow a hermaphrodite into my bathroom regardless of their closer sex.

    [–]72ndGender 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

    Same. It's not their fault they were actually born that way. As opposed to self identified trannies who choose a gender for their sexual identity.

    [–]JasonCarswell[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    I don't even begrudge the self-identifiers. Just keep their political shit to themselves, keep out of the news, and live their lives, with a modicum of perspective and reality (ie. no bearded women), without trying to change everyone else's lives while distracting from FAAAAAAR more important issues.