I sexually identify as an avocado...

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[–]C3P0 9 insightful - 4 fun9 insightful - 3 fun10 insightful - 4 fun -  (12 children)

That's exactly the problem with being able to identify as anything you choose to. If one can identify as the opposite sex then the next logical conclusion is that one could identify as inanimate objects.

[–]72ndGender 11 insightful - 7 fun11 insightful - 6 fun12 insightful - 7 fun -  (9 children)

Or other races. After all, race isn't real and is just a social construct, so I'll be applying for black scholarships, black hiring preference, and black government contracts.

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 4 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 6 fun -  (2 children)

If that's the case then I sexually identify as being a Swiss Jewish Supremacist - and right after I'm done with this avocado I'm moving to Switzerland.

[–]72ndGender 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Damn it, good call. Is it too late to change my identification? I want to be a Swiss Jew too. Live in Switzerland and get my free AR. Then go to Israel if shit hits the fan.

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Free AR? I don't know what AR is, but as a Jew with a Scotch father, if it's free, I'm game!

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Nuka Zeus is way ahead of you. Transracial black power!

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    [–]72ndGender 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

    Are some kind of transracephobe??!??? Of course Rachel was black. Suggesting otherwise is transracephobic, which is a form of violence and you will be arrested and fired from your job. I'm watching you, bigot...

    [–]C3P0 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

    You are right. Race is an intermediate step. I feel pity for actual intersex persons. I'd gladly allow a hermaphrodite into my bathroom regardless of their closer sex.

    [–]72ndGender 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

    Same. It's not their fault they were actually born that way. As opposed to self identified trannies who choose a gender for their sexual identity.

    [–]JasonCarswell[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    I don't even begrudge the self-identifiers. Just keep their political shit to themselves, keep out of the news, and live their lives, with a modicum of perspective and reality (ie. no bearded women), without trying to change everyone else's lives while distracting from FAAAAAAR more important issues.

    [–]JasonCarswell[S] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    https://DuckDuckGo.com/?q=I+Sexually+Identify+As+An+Attack+Helecopter

    [–]IAmSatan 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Or age... [insert creepy implications here] I mean it's biological too...

    [–]Tom_Bombadil 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (6 children)

    That's a huge avocado.

    It's almost ripe. Almost...

    The forced vaccinnations will surely end his life...

    Another tragic casualty of...

    COVID-19!

    [–]JasonCarswell[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

    You should see what we can do with it!

    [–]Tom_Bombadil 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (4 children)

    Avocado-19!?

    [–]JasonCarswell[S] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

    I didn't know there was a legal age for avocados.

    [–]Tom_Bombadil 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (2 children)

    Avocado-90!?

    [–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

    Avocado 6-5000 ♫ ♪

    [–]JasonCarswell[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    Brilliant! Bravo, Bravo!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCqp_cycIYM

    [–]Edge_Finder 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (10 children)

    i could be a massive prick right now, put i'll pass and give you the ....fuck you i'll give the +2

    i'm so biting my tongue right now

    [–]JasonCarswell[S] 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (9 children)

    Unbite. Convince me I need to wear a mask and that it's not all fucking stupid distractions while they ramp up wars, economic crisis, etc.

    [–]BVKJHHJGJHGCJHGFJGFJ 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (8 children)

    bars are closed. churches are closed. alcoholics anonymous remains open.

    [–]JasonCarswell[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (7 children)

    I don't know what you're trying to say.

    [–]BVKJHHJGJHGCJHGFJGFJ 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

    it is all stupid distractions that are meant to distract us from what is really going on behind the scenes, as you say.. i personally think it is a desperate effort to get rid of trump, it has stopped his rallies, etc. trump can be a dick, but he is not a puppet for anybody,

    trump 2020

    [–]JasonCarswell[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

    Insightful. However I don't think Trump is much more than voluntary puppet keen to play his role in giving the ruling class Zionists more power - just like Biden. But you're correct about the distractions - they've upped the ante on foreign wars, completely collapsed the US economy, moved all the wealth to the super rich, completely hollowed out all social services, don't offer authentic health care, have managed to stomp any resistance to any of this, called for more police powers, etc etc etc.

    If Trump ever actually became independent in any way he'd end up like JFK in no time. Also he's too deeply entwined with the Zionists and Russian Jewish Mafiya via Israel (the authentic Russiagate the MSM won't discuss).

    [–]BVKJHHJGJHGCJHGFJGFJ 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

    with all respect, i do believe that it is the managment of saidit that is the biggest problem with forums. you are always pushing "your truth" about jewish people.. if this forum was really about "me saying my truth", the management of saidit would put a sock in it.

    [–]JasonCarswell[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

    It's not my truth alone. magnora7, the admin of SaidIt, expresses the same ideas...

    Jews are not the problem, Zionists are.

    What is your truth that you can't say? Surely you can allude to it.

    [–]BVKJHHJGJHGCJHGFJGFJ 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

    i personally think that the biggest problem in our global society is the lack of unity, everybody has their own opinion and we cant seem to agree about anything.

    welcome to the beginnings of world war four.

    [–]JasonCarswell[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    Exactly.

    Who's social engineering and manufacturing all this division? The Zionist owned corporate media.

    Indeed. WW3 started with 9/11 and was a slow roll. Now we're in 5th Generation Warfare with WW4 and most of us don't even realize it. The ruling class has finally turned upon the people.

    [–]cyburgh 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

    not the soy boy face. anything but the soy boy face.

    [–]Jesus-Christ 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

    :O

    [–]jet199 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

    Needs woke beard

    [–]Jesus-Christ 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    :O> ?

    [–]King_Brutus 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

    Literally arguing with someone online about a man with a beard and manly features (probably has a dick too) who is trying to identify as a woman isn't a woman just because he says he is.

    And I got called transphobic like it means anything lmao.

    [–]JasonCarswell[S] 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

    Do you have the fear?

    [–]King_Brutus 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

    So much fear

    [–]JasonCarswell[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Try it. You might like it. (Except for the whisker burn.)

    [–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

    Dude is gay. He needs to hook up with a pumpkin.

    [–]JasonCarswell[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    At Burning Man they finger cuffed a watermelon, and they even had a honeydew fluffer. Long story.

    [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    2015 wants its meme back

    [–]JasonCarswell[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Yes, Lionel expressed the concept of sexually identifying as an avocado back then. I stopped watching Lionel when he started palling around with Corsi, Stone, Jones, etc. - but I never stopped having and affinity to sexually identify as an avocado. I'm not sure what that makes me ripe for... Guacamole orgies?

    [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

    this joke is ages old and stopped being funny years ago. if you're gonna make fun of the gender retards that think they can call themselves anything you should at least be original

    [–]King_Brutus 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

    It works because it's timeless.

    [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

    but it's still unfunny. we get it, "made up gender haha!" it's repetitive and it stopped being funny because of the insane amount of times this joke has been made

    [–][deleted] 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    I don't think the joke will be stop being made until this gender nonsense thing is over, it is still relevant and it still works. It still does a fine job pointing out how ridiculous identifying as the opposite sex is. As long as this gender nonsense exists, people will joke about it with this joke.

    Maybe when this gender nonsense thing stops existing, people will stop telling this joke.

    [–]JasonCarswell[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    But I added the mask caveat!

    That was the whole point.

    If they can use lame logic to get what they want - so can I.

    [–]soyboy77 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    Why can't they genetically modify avocados so they have no pip? When the seed makes up nearly half the fruit's volume, you know you're getting screwed. Apparently you can eat it, but to hell with that...

    https://www.onegreenplanet.org/vegan-food/why-you-should-eat-that-avocado-seed-and-how-to-make-it-tasty/

    [–]zyxzevn 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    You know how to mate with an avocado?

    [–]JasonCarswell[S] 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

    To be honest, I'm more of an incel avocado. I'm too shy - but I'll be ready when another avocado wants to make the first move.

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      [–]JasonCarswell[S] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (8 children)

      Which "Left"?

      I made the meme and am old-Left/Voluntarist.

      The insane SJW Corporate BLM™ Dems' nu-Left needs to be put down - along with the NeoCons. Both Zionist controlled.

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        [–]JasonCarswell[S] 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (6 children)

        Seems to be pretty popular - so maybe not "trash"? Maybe recycling should be embraced, like the old-Left used to promote - not like this perpetual gender shit, nor the recent plandemic mask shit.

        Who is "us" that looks bad? Certainly no one who calls out the bullshit narratives.

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              [–]JasonCarswell[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

              Gen X.

              [–]JasonCarswell[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

              Why, in my day, when we were young whippersnappers like you we used to frolic and have fun. Of course, we laughed because things were funny, not because we were edgelords and asstrolls dictating the fashions and trends online - and we certainly wouldn't have bought into the gender politics or COVID hysteria because we still were a part of the world and used our faculties for reasoning and wit.

              Also: Gen X.

              [–]Leo_Littlebook 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

              I identify as a medieval Crusader. Die, Infidel!

              [–]JasonCarswell[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

              Me or my avocado?