I ate an expired can of alphabet soup.

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A robust metabolism can be a lifesaver.

Your body doing the shit for you, you can't yourself, sadly, so to say.

Especially with "drugs".

When able to, i'd try really hard to not eat rotten stuff though.

That is why all my traps are built to catch their prey as alive as humanely possible.