Cuba Claims Canadian Prime Minister Is Fidel Castro's Son.

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[–]Noam_Chomsky 2 insightful - 8 fun2 insightful - 7 fun3 insightful - 8 fun -  (6 children)

Just because they look similar doesn't mean anything.

Half the children in my home town look just like me. Doesn't mean anything.

Genetics is a social construct.

[–]JasonCarswellPlatinum Foil Fedora[S] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

Half the children in my home town look just like me.

You raw hound dog! I always took precautions. I was responsible enough to avoid 18+ year responsibilities, but that's about where it ended.

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

It's a miracle if there aren't a dozen mini-me's running wild around the world... ;-)

[–]Noam_Chomsky 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Had an amazing prank idea.
Someone sends a 11 yr old child to knock on a buddy's door.

Buddy answers the door, "Hi there, kid."

Child, "Are you <First name_last name_>?".

Buddy... Quiet panicked pause...

Child, "My mom's name is... _____, and ..." <points to 'mom's car' parked down the street>

[–]JasonCarswellPlatinum Foil Fedora[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Come To Daddy.

cc /u/Horrux

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

yuck.

[–]JasonCarswellPlatinum Foil Fedora[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Brilliant! Especially the last half.