Many people contemplating suicide bc of the increases neural load from mitochondria reproductions effect under strong wifi environments aka 10 or more wifi devices competing. In schools we see 90 or more devices.

submitted by leo from self.conspiracy

Prove me wrong.

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[–]magnora7 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

So the idea is that mitochondria reproduce more in the presence of multiple wifi devices? And that this increases the frequency with which the average neuron in the brain fires? Which in turn causes suicide contemplation?

Interesting theory. Those are 3 testable hypotheses.

[–]leo[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Thanks I know I am off the wall, The isolation is brutal right now.

[–]VenusVanDam 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I don't think I'll be volunteering to be a human guinea pig for this test