When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another [group made up of oligarchs and corrupt swine who have declared an all hogs to the trough frenzy], and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. Etc.