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On the 12th day of Christmas, deadpool gave to me 12 Salt-N-Pepas, 11 cigarette lighters, 10 Vanessas dancing, 9 plush unicorns, 8 signed autographs 7 bloody teeth 6 used dentures 5 mugger men 4 throwing knives 3 shotgun wounds 2 broken legs And torture of my destiny

[edit: someone should fix this - needs 4 syllables for each gift - one syllable per note]