12 Days of Deadpool (lyrics) (not finished, only up to day 8, if you would like to finish it, I wouldn't mind)

submitted by 4waldo from self.comedy

On the first day of christmas deadpool gave to me Torture of my destiny

On the second day of christmas deadpool gave to me 2 broken legs And torture of my destiny

On the third day of christmas deadpool gave to me 3 shotgun wounds 2 broken legs And torture of my destiny

On the fourth day of christmas deadpool gave to me 4 throwing knives 3 shotgun wounds 2 broken legs And torture of my destiny

On the fifth day of christmas deadpool gave to me 5 mugger men 4 throwing knives 3 shotgun wounds 2 broken legs And torture of my destiny

On the sixth day of christmas deadpool gave to me 6 used dentures 5 mugger men 4 throwing knives 3 shotgun wounds 2 broken legs And torture of my destiny

On the seventh day of christmas deadpool gave to me 7 bloody teeth 6 used dentures 5 mugger men 4 throwing knives 3 shotgun wounds 2 broken legs And torture of my destiny

On the eighth day of Christmas deadpool gave to me 8 autographs 7 bloody teeth 6 used dentures 5 mugger men 4 throwing knives 3 shotgun wounds 2 broken legs And torture of my destiny

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9 unicorns

[–]4waldo[S] 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (11 children)

Socks!!! buddy old pal o' mine, you are so annoying

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    [–]4waldo[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (9 children)

    you didn't say unicorns it was socks, that's not finishing it, that' just being sucks, oops sorry, I mean socks

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      [–]4waldo[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

      you need to shut your mouth, this is very inconsiderate of my time, so please refrain from being an idiot

      [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

      they can't handle greatness

      [–]4waldo[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

      As a great man once said "I built a boat for men to travel the waters, those that don't wish to travel will perish" - me

      [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

      "if wishes were fishes, the world would be an ocean."

      -me

      [–]4waldo[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

      "If life was a toilet, it would overflow" -me

      [–]4waldo[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

      what is wrong with you sucks

      [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

      Do you girls know each other?

      [–]4waldo[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

      no XD

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      10 Vanessas

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      11 cigarette lighters

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      12 shoops

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      On the 12th day of Christmas, deadpool gave to me 12 Salt-N-Pepas, 11 cigarette lighters, 10 Vanessas dancing, 9 plush unicorns, 8 signed autographs 7 bloody teeth 6 used dentures 5 mugger men 4 throwing knives 3 shotgun wounds 2 broken legs And torture of my destiny

      [edit: someone should fix this - needs 4 syllables for each gift - one syllable per note]