12 Days of Deadpool (lyrics) (not finished, only up to day 8, if you would like to finish it, I wouldn't mind)

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[–]4waldo[S] 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (11 children)

Socks!!! buddy old pal o' mine, you are so annoying

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    [–]4waldo[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (9 children)

    you didn't say unicorns it was socks, that's not finishing it, that' just being sucks, oops sorry, I mean socks

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      [–]4waldo[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

      you need to shut your mouth, this is very inconsiderate of my time, so please refrain from being an idiot

      [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

      they can't handle greatness

      [–]4waldo[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

      As a great man once said "I built a boat for men to travel the waters, those that don't wish to travel will perish" - me

      [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

      "if wishes were fishes, the world would be an ocean."

      -me

      [–]4waldo[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

      "If life was a toilet, it would overflow" -me

      [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

      If you can fill the unforgiving minute

      With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,

      Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it

      -Kipling