Blaring automatic ‘trigger warning’ siren used in classrooms and universities sounds alarm when it detects ‘offensive’ language

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[–]TemporarilyDeceased 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

You are fined one credit for violation of the verbal morality code. https://youtu.be/LE3oczJ1zgM?t=12

[–]chottohen[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Hey, I will give Sandra Bullock five credits for every violation of the morality code.

[–]GuyWhite 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

This is the reason that most schools are gun free zones. Because most students will want to shoot that contraption to shut of the alarm.

[–]Drewski 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They'll also have to ban all blunt objects so no one can smash it.

[–]passionflounder 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Themis the Pinata.

[–]chottohen[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Whaaa?

[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

They need this in libraries with drag queen story time.

Sit right next to it so it can hear you.

Pretend to have Tourette's syndrome.

"Shit.. Fuck... Sorry everyone."

[–]UncleWillard56 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'm just gonna come up with new swear words, you bedazzled pederasts.