Democrats Form Committee To Get To The Bottom Of Who Did All Those Lockdowns And Vaccine Mandates

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[–]toiletpaper 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

what we need here is about a couple hundred billyen dollars of re-search funning and a couple hundred trannies to sit on the board of directors.

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTR9P2pAk/

[–]IkeConn 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

They must be up for re-election and want to keep their jobs.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

/u/ikeconn,

This is why I have objected to the satire/bullshit news stories being posted, because after a while nobody notices that this story is from Babylon bee. That pretty much means that that story is a joke.. we might as well be reading mad magazine, which is pretty much what the Babylon bee is.

[–]BISH[S] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The Democrats real actions have 1-upped everything the Babylon Bee has ever thrown at it.

They're crazier than fiction. Habitually.

Serial policy insanity.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

This is why I have objected to the satire/bullshit news stories being posted, because after a while nobody notices that this story is from Babylon bee. That pretty much means that that story is a joke.. we might as well be reading mad magazine, which is pretty much what the Babylon bee is.

Except NONE of my stories are satire idiot. My real stories are much crazier than fake Babylon Bee

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

anybody that takes even twenty seconds to read the posting history of /u/HongKongPhooey will be able to easily see that it is your intent to post news stories that are either completely bullshit or absurd or that are a mockery of our current social and economic and political situations.

Archive:

https://web.archive.org/web/20221030022813/https://saidit.net/user/HongKongPhooey?a

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

will be able to easily see that it is your intent to post news stories that are either completely bullshit or absurd or that are a mockery of our current social and economic and political situations.

They aren't bullshit, but yes, they are absurd, and yes, I do intend for them to make a mockery of our social, economic and political situations

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Thank you for admitting to the crime of treason.

https://youtu.be/r-f3FX91kp8

[–]soyboy77 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

"It was us all along?"

"Yup."

[–]Canbot 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The guilty party forming a committee to point the finger at republicans.

[–]faggotfucker 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

What a load of fucking shite. No vax morons at it again