Nudefest 2023 will see 1,000 Brits in the buff attend 'Naked Glastonbury'

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[–]bootylicious 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (5 children)

Thanks for letting me know. I'll go, and we should invite /u/jet199 and /u/ZomFox.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

*1003 Brits will attend Naked Glastonbury. Still kind of a poor showing, I thought you guys were cooler than this

[–]bootylicious 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Well, it's not like going to a nudist beach in Brazil. Most Brits are modest for good reason.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

So you rejected my offer to pop over for tea and scones, but this you invite me to? 😮‍💨

[–]bootylicious 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Sorry - I don't recall the offer for tea. I suppose they'll serve tea at Nudefest. But where do I put my money? Prison wallet?

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

You stay away from my wallet! I officially withdraw my offer of tea and scones! 🤨

[–]RedItBurn 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Nudist events are usually mostly fat and old dudes.

[–]VraiBleu 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Just another sign of degeneracy in a failing civilisation…