Scientists At Budweiser Attempt To Discover How Many Beers It Would Take For Dylan Mulvaney To Pass As A Woman

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[–]Musky 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

I'd say 48.

At publishing time, scientists had determined it takes the equivalent of 37 Bud Lights to make Dylan Mulvaney passable as a woman, or just 3 Ballast Point Sculpins.

I know my alcohol!

Thankfully after that much beer to think a man might be a woman, your cock won't work. Thanks God.

[–]Megatron95 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

4 LSD blotters.

[–]hfxB0oyA 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

∞

[–]JewsAreOfColor 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

There isn’t that much alcohol in the whole goddamn world. Either way, you would have liver failure before you reached that point.