New Study Shows An Alarming Link Between Being A Conspiracy Theorist And Not Having Myocarditis

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[–]bootylicious 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

According to the CDC's findings, "total nutjobs" appear to be immune to the little-known heart condition, leaving experts puzzled.

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The nutjobs are also immune to logic and words with more than three syllables. Sometimes they forget to breathe.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

immune to logic

You think everyone here is dumb and that's why we believe what we do, and yet you, armed with a typical Reddit perspective, is right.

Think about that one for a bit.

[–]CreditKnifeMan[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

The nutjobs are also immune to logic and words with more than three syllables.

If you had to choose, would you prefer immunity to "logic with more than three syllable words", or permanent heart damage?

And how do you know you don't already have both?

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    [–]CreditKnifeMan[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

    You're arguing against something that you can learn about in search online for 1 minute.

    Myocarditis is common among the jabbed.

    You must be thinking of the monkey pox.

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      [–]CreditKnifeMan[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      People are bored with the lies from those like yourself.

      Do us a favor, and be certain to get all of your inoculations ASAP.