if it isnt obvious, i have my mental challenges, but in some ways i am fairly high functioning.. ok, i am a fairly strange guy.. i am weird.. i am a dork.. i dont even fit in with the nerds, for gods sakes... i am an outcast.. and this is precisely why i am able to operate covertly as an undercover operative, of sorts, because nobody ever suspects that the weird guy is a mole.

when i spent time with tablighi jamaat, i drove those men bonkers kwazy.. i asked questions and questions and questions until their little heads were spinning like a top.. finally, they couldnt take it any more, they took me to the nearest mosque and dropped me off..

fyi, when men are flustered, they get excited.. and they sometimes say things that they otherwise would not say.. basically, they pop their corks.

like when we parted ways, they told me two lessons...

in the first lesson, they presented me with a scenario where i am in my house and the house to the left of mine(owned by a muslim) catches on fire and the house to the right of my house also catches on fire(owned by a nonmuslim), they asked me which housefire do i put out?

i replied to them that i would do my best to put out both house fires...

oh no, they said, you should put out the muslim fire.

and then no more was said about that and they proceeded to tell me the next lesson.,

in the second lesson, they explained briefly to me that when islam controls an area that no muslim will ever be charged or convicted or jailed for killing a nonmuslim.

and then on a completely different day, i learned that ultimately nonmuslims will be offered three options(again, when islam controls an area):

1) that you will convert willingly to islam and go to your prayers.

2) that you will pay a tax to islam and do not bother us(muslims).

3) you will be executed.

those will be your options, so choose wisely.

i am not kidding.

also, since i stopped going to the prayers i have been informed that i am subject to being executed.

i was told that if i am not going to prayers because i am ignorant and do not know that i should be going to prayers that i should be educated properly and that i should return to my prayers, or...

i should be executed.

Alhamdullilah, of course.

video: tablighi jamaat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoU-a0iyKPA