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[–]captainramen🇺🇸🛠️ MAGA Communist 🛠️🇺🇸 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Say what you want, the menu was exquisite:

blue lobster and crab followed by Bresse poultry and a gratin of cep (Porcini?) mushrooms prepared, respectively, by French chefs Anne-Sophie Pic and Yannick Alléno, both awarded three Michelin stars. The cheese course will feature France's Comté and Britain's Stichelton blue cheese. For dessert, world-famous pastry chef Pierre Hermé will prepare his rose macaroon cookie, composed of rose petal cream, raspberries and lychees.

Even so, I can think of one improvement: replace the macaroons with Macrons

[–]sdl5 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

EDIT

oh haha!

it's even more humdrum than I thought!

shellfish is diced into a cake with a veil of fresh almonds and rooster mint.

but hey! that's some carbs from breadcrumbs at least lol.

Corn-flavoured.... poultry??? i can't imagine wtf this means, except maybe they rolled it in unprocessed masa and it's really fried chicken???

"with the scent of corn"

oh nvm just an added essence in basting or something, not even real corn

i stand corrected- there is real fruit served with that cheese, kinda

...accompanied by a mirabelle plum-based jelly.

wait- desert cookie is just stuffed with flavored buttercream frosting??? oh wow

but they separated out the lychee fruit into a sorbet, so there's that...


Dunno, it seems rather skimpy and simple to me. Just a bit of fancy names used for a small meal:

Shellfish appetizer, no extras with it

Chicken or similar, with mushrooms and melted cheese.

Two small amounts of strong smelling cheeses.

A dry hard small cookie with cream and fruit filling.

Not even a real veggie, any carbs, or proper fruit served.

[–]captainramen🇺🇸🛠️ MAGA Communist 🛠️🇺🇸 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That's what fancy food is 🤷🏾‍♂️

It's not just about the quantity of ingredients, it's about the quality