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[–]Maniak🥃😾[S] 7 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

I hereby determine that it is necessary to augment the active Armed Forces of the United States for the effective conduct of Operation Atlantic Resolve in and around the United States European Command’s area of responsibility.

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United States European Command

Mmh... Sorry, the US what command's area of what now?

[–]captainramen🇺🇸🛠️ MAGA Communist 🛠️🇺🇸 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

[–]Maniak🥃😾[S] 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Ok, I had missed the memo in which the US had already named the various parts of the world that are to be considered US military stations.

Maybe somebody should tell them that the part of the map containing the words "U.S. NORTHERN" is pretty much the only area in which the US military has any fucking business to be and do anything, unless being explicitly asked for assistance. And who the fuck would be asking for assistance from the US nowadays.

The "US central command" goes from Palestine to Afghanistan? Mmh... Well they've certainly been very focused on fucking their whole "central command" area over the past decades.

[–]captainramen🇺🇸🛠️ MAGA Communist 🛠️🇺🇸 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

[–]SudoBreakSandwich 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

[–]Maniak🥃😾[S] 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

The silver lining of this whole thing (by which I mean human civilization, if you can even call it that) is that we won't be getting the opportunity to fuck up more of the universe than our tiny worthless negligible speck of stardust.