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[–]risistill me 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

DC Police Say They May Never Discover Who Left Bag Of Cocaine Labeled 'Property Of H. Biden' At White House

Totally plausible! DC police have been unable to solve any number of cases, not even a run of the mill mugging gone awry. (Yes, I know it's the Bee.)

[–]harrybothered 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

DNA tests also proved fruitless, as almost all of the DNA found in the White House belongs to Bill Clinton.

That made me LOL.