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[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

Hey. I wanted to watch this. But I dunno.

Can you tel me what he says?

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

7:00 ensure a positive community so we're 7:02 just gonna actively monitor your post 7:05 but remember you get badges and here's a 7:07 photograph of a dog biscuit that should 7:09 cheer you up wouldn't even do that to 7:11 your actual dog would you you don't grow 7:14 our actual dog biscuit here's a 7:16 photograph of a dog biscuit it's like in 7:18 the room i'm very unhappy i don't poo 7:21 poo in my trousers at the meeting clark 7:23 suggested that the program should 7:24 resemble an online dating app like 7:26 bumble which allows individuals to 7:28 engage one-on-one rather than a more 7:30 forum-like platform like facebook where 7:32 people could come together and collude 7:34 and recognize that we're all feeling 7:35 basically the same feelings and we're 7:37 all struggling we're all suffering we've 7:38 all got dreams and we're all afraid and 7:40 we all need to connect with a deep power 7:42 within ourselves it's being suppressed 7:44 that we all need to awaken together we 7:45 all need to find new ways of 7:46 communicating start looking at new 7:47 models recognize that the world could be 7:49 in serious trouble and if we continue 7:50 under the curve 7:53 rather than emulating a model where 7:54 people can openly communicate and 7:56 perhaps express some shared values and 7:58 share these they're going to emulate a 8:00 model that's designed for me to have one 8:01 night stand to compliment each other and 8:03 having a nice bump oh god i'm so tired 8:06 i've just had a 12 hour shift and all i 8:08 got was 50 cents you've got a nice bum 8:10 oh that's not good enough here's a 8:12 photograph of a dog's biscuit following 8:14 the meeting an auto bad word monitor was 8:17 devised what are we children 8:19 constituting a blacklist that would flag 8:21 blacklist bad word monitor this is worse 8:24 than george orwell a blacklist that 8:26 would flag and automatically block 8:28 employees from sending a message that 8:30 contains any profane or inappropriate 8:33 keywords in addition to profanities 8:35 however of the terms included many were 8:37 relevant to organized labour with free 8:39 text we risk people writing shout outs 8:42 that generate negative sentiments yeah 8:44 that's a problem with free speech 8:46 generally what it is is people might say 8:47 stuff you don't like i agree with free 8:49 speech oh yeah some people might say 8:51 things you don't like 8:52 free spirit no i don't like free speech 8:55 i like me speech where me say what i 8:58 want where i say whatever i want and 8:59 nobody else says anything yeah that's 9:01 not free speech that's the opposite of 9:04 free speech that's tyranny so next time 9:06 you talk about what you want here's a 9:08 little word that's going to help you i 9:10 want tyranny i don't want people i 9:13 disagree with having the ability to 9:15 communicate and to reward them for that 9:17 they could see a photograph of a dog's 9:18 biscuit generate negative sentiments 9:20 among the viewers and the receivers a 9:22 document summarizing the program states 9:24 we want to lean towards being 9:26 restrictive on the content that can be 9:28 posted to prevent a negative associate 9:30 experience oh my god a negative 9:32 associate experience what that sentence 9:34 actually meant was we are going to 9:36 prevent dissent we are going to control 9:38 dissent this template i reckon is 9:42 playing out across social media more 9:45 broadly that there's a shared tech 9:47 mentality the reason i posit this is 9:50 because they are all built on they are 9:53 collation models they're all beyond 9:55 right this is how people generally 9:56 behave these are the outcomes that we 9:58 want if we tweak this we can achieve 10:00 that i'm not inter vilifying powerful 10:03 individuals i'm going to really try not 10:05 to say oh this is because of this 10:06 powerful person or even these powerful 10:08 organizations i believe that people have 10:10 become misguided and lost their way and 10:13 that we must find our way home to 10:14 humanity and i'm saying that to you with 10:16 this on in addition to the automated 10:18 system managers will have the authority 10:20 to flag or suppress any shout outs that 10:22 they find inappropriate the documents 10:24 show a pilot program is slated to launch 10:26 later this month in addition to slurs 10:28 and swear words the planned list 10:30 includes the following words here's 10:32 words we don't want you saying at amazon 10:35 who knows why we think you'd want to use 10:37 these words and why these words would be 10:39 a problem but here are those words i 10:41 hate union fire terminated 10:45 pay rise bullying harassment i don't 10:48 care 10:50 you're not even allowed to retreat into 10:52 nihilism oh god this is too much i can't 10:55 cope i don't care anymore 10:57 stop caring rude this is concerning 11:01 that's not something that a sweet auntie 11:03 would say i just visited the warehouse 11:05 there's people doing poops in their own 11:07 trousers this is concerning 11:11 stupid this is dumb prison threat 11:14 petition griefers what level of dissent 11:16 are you willing to tolerate 11:19 none i'm [ __ ] hell injustice 11:22 diversity ethics fairness accessibility 11:24 living wage wouldn't it be nice to have 11:26 a living wage 11:28 here's a photograph of a living wage 11:30 representation unfair favoritism unite 11:34 unity is there anything we could talk 11:36 about no just [ __ ] yourself and get out 11:38 of your job slave slave labor master 11:41 concerned freedom it's like annihilating 11:44 the human experience now you may think 11:47 this is a minor thing because it's one 11:48 organization and it's only a prospective 11:50 app but what it is is a revelation of a 11:52 philosophy that many people suspect is 11:54 the governing philosophy as we enter the 11:56 end times the limitation the 11:59 annihilation of the human experience the 12:00 human being is only allowed to exist 12:02 within narrow parameters outside of 12:04 those parameters you've got no rights 12:05 you've got no freedom of closing in a 12:07 gradual enmeshment of the machine until 12:09 your humanity is squeezed out 12:12 drained out of you like a squeezed tea 12:14 bag that's a metaphor i use because i'm 12:15 an englishman and i'm still angry that 12:16 you threw that tea into the sea at 12:18 boston when you began that revolution 12:20 which i hope you're willing to repeat 12:21 but against a different kind of 12:23 tyrannical monarch restrooms how long is 12:26 it before amazon designs a little 12:27 machine that prods poop back up your 12:30 butthole to prevent you from needing to 12:33 go i mean that's only one step worse 12:35 than what's being proposed robots hey 12:38 they're going to get robots to replace 12:39 us and talk of us automating this 12:42 experience is unfair and bad but you're 12:45 a robot 12:47 committee coalition they're trying to 12:49 prevent these sort of infrastructure of 12:51 it being discussed amazon workers at a 12:53 fulfillment center in staten island new 12:55 york stunned the nation by becoming the 12:56 first amazon location to successfully 12:58 unionize this came as a shock to many 13:00 because it was achieved by an 13:01 independent union not affiliated with an 13:03 established union and that operated on a 13:05 shoestring budget with a budget of 120 13:08 000 the amazon labor union managed to 13:10 defeat the 1.5 trillion behemoth which 13:12 spent 4.3 million on anti-union 13:15 consultants in 2021 alone it's not true 13:18 that we are against unions why spending 13:20 4.3 million dollars in one year on 13:22 anti-union consultants 13:26 i suppose that victory for that small 13:27 group of people coming together is a 13:30 template of our own that we can use if 13:32 we're willing to come together in 13:33 communities if we're willing to overlook 13:35 our own intolerances our own bigotry 13:38 other people's flaws and mistakes if 13:40 we're willing to assert our humanity 13:42 with love what does our humanity mean 13:44 we're flawed we're fallible we make 13:46 mistakes but we also make everything 13:48 else all reality passes through human 13:51 consciousness of course there is the 13:52 natural world but our perception of it 13:54 takes place in here in your 13:56 consciousness clean up your 13:58 consciousness awaken yourself 14:00 spiritually do what needs to be done as 14:02 an individual then you will become an 14:03 asset to the collective and the more 14:05 assets we have the better chance we'll 14:07 have of confronting this mighty machine 14:09 that wants to exclude the very essence 14:11 of what it is to be a human ring us out 14:13 and drain us of our compassion our 14:15 fallibility our flaws our magnificence 14:17 let me know in the comments below if you 14:18 agree with me let me know in the 14:20 comments below if you believe that 14:21 collectivism new forms of social 14:23 organization are the answer and what 14:24 risks are entailed in that i'm not an 14:26 any business person i'm not even an 14:28 anti-profit person i'm just a pro-human 14:31 being human being hit me up in the 14:33 comments below if you agree with me if 14:34 you enjoyed this video have a look at 14:35 this one or this one please subscribe to 14:37 my mailing list so we can develop our 14:39 own communities if your fans are coming 14:40 to see me live and feeling that actual 14:42 human experience then you can do please 14:44 don't use any of the following words 14:46 though this show's not funny enough i 14:48 want my money back 14:50 stay happy stay free stay smiling i love 14:53 you

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

I was trying to figure out what this is. And then it clicked and I laughed really hard.

Thank you for the comment. How did you do that?

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

YouTube has the ... icon under which you can get the "auto-transcript" on many videos.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Wow cool.