LOL WUTWhat’s your job in the glorious people’s commune after the revolution comrades?

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[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Reading that, I see that there's a handful of replies that involve serious manual labor. But all the rest are (shockingly /s) calling dibs some sit-on-my-ass, goldbricking task where they don't have to actually break a sweat or generate a callus. They are constitutionally incapable of understanding that, in the revolution that they so desperately pray for, they will have no real value aside from dumb labor; all of the shit they're offering to do will given out to people loyal to those in control of the new order.

If it weren't for the fact that doing so would tip over cart for the people who matter in the world, I'd love for these keyboard socialist/communists to get what they keep asking for, let them have their faces shoved deep and hard into the shitpile that results.

[–]Nintendogirl2 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Easy solution. Offer them a one-way vacation to North Korea, so that they can enjoy their "glorious communist utopia" without destroying any non-communist countries.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

See, that's the thing. They'll never accept that offer.

Much like the minorities who cry about about how awful it is being forced to live amongst all of these disgusting whites, but won't pack up and head to countries where their own race/ethnicity dominates, these muppets will never give up the standard of living that allows them to complain the way that they do. Because, while they'll die before admitting it, they know that North Korea or the other hammer-and-sickle spin-off states--or whatever part of South America, Africa, or Asia that they hold up as their "true" home, for the minorities--will never let them get away with the shit that spout.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah the North Koreans aren't going to accept a bunch of redditors lol. They don't want that shit.