I'd sacrifice a 100 children to save one cat

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[–]Alienhunter糞大名 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Damn that last one. Boyfriend says he loves you because you take care of your aging dog and he knows you'll take care fo him. And your response is "Lmao, absolutely not, people are different"

Damn. If I were your boyfriend, I'd dump you faster than you could realize I wasn't joking if you seriously said that to me. What's the point in continuing such a relationship? Sex? Cool so like what I just dump your ass when you are old and ugly and useless and switch to a younger one? You cool with that shit? I'm not. People is different, and you ain't people, you are your dog's bitch, not mine. Bye.

[–]jet199 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I'd actually be wary of women insist on nursing their old pets who are sick, disabled and in pain rather than putting them to sleep.

Many have a form of munchausens by proxy where they love the nurse role more than they care for the animal and if they get their hands on an ill or disabled human they will keep them incapacitated for as long as possible too.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Cool so like what I just dump your ass when you are old and ugly and useless and switch to a younger one?

It seems to be working out pretty well for Leonardo DiCaprio, so there's probably something to this idea.

[–]LyingSpirit472 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I mean, the woman in that last one can get that from the aging dog too, so who cares?