43 year old man arrested on suspicion of trespassing in women's hot spring. "Even though I have a women's heart, why can't I go in?"

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[–]Alienhunter糞大名[S] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

Rough translation.

Mie prefectural police from Kuwana police department arrested an unemployed man from Kasigai City Aichi Prefecture for trespassing in the women's baths at a hotspring facility on the thirteenth. The man stated "I absolutely cannot understand why I cannot enter the woman's bath even though I have a woman's heart."

According to the report the man was arrested on suspicion of trespassing around 8:20 on the evening in the women's bath of a hotspring facility in Nagashimacho, Kuwana city. A customer told the facility staff that "there is a man in the women's bath" and the staff said they found a man washing his body in the shower area.

[–]NastyWetSmear 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

Prolly keeps that woman's heart in a jar under the bed.

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

Are you kidding? How would she even open the jar clearly she is too weak and feminine.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Opening jars is toxic masculinity at it's worse.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Best not ask what he does with the breasts and vagina he took while he was collecting the heart.

[–]OuroborosTheory 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

the real problem would be if he was washing someone else's body in the shower area! (Statler and Waldorf laugh)

[–]filbs111 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Burying the lede.