Trying to use identity politics to argue her way out of drunk driving charges

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[–]LtGreenCo 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Wait are you saying I shouldn't get really irate and try to grab the officer's gun?

[–]ClassroomPast6178 4 insightful - 8 fun4 insightful - 7 fun5 insightful - 8 fun -  (1 child)

I wasn’t gonna grab that officer’s gun,
But I got high.
I wasn’t gonna shoot him dead and run,
But I got high.

Now I’m sitting on a cloud and I know why,
Because I got high,
Because I got high,
Because I got high.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

But hey, at least he's out of that child support now. So net win!

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

It's only a winning move if the goal is to win that coveted Darwin Award. Or, if you're more of the ethnic persuasion and part of a demographic stereotypically associated with criminal behavior, the equally-coveted George Floyd Community Improvement Award.