LOL WUTHol’ up, I thought the Native Americans were all down with the LGBTQIA2++good? Navajo Nation refuses to allow or even recognise gay marriages and according to the Washington Post it’s all White people’s fault

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[–]NastyWetSmear 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (10 children)

OH NO! How could I have done this to the Indians?? And all while having only ever seen them on TV?! Curse my white skin and it's magical powers!

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (9 children)

The anti-gaydons emitted from white skin attach to the indigitrons in the native cultures and alter their structure. Indian societies were 100% LGBTQIA+=&! until the white man came and invented the concept of biological sex to enslave them.

[–]ClassroomPast6178[S] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Excuse me sir, but do you have a pamphlet? I find your ideas most fascinating and simply must find out more.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

It's simple elementary science man. All colours of the rainbow are beautiful but while black loves and accepts all colors white cruelly reflects them all away!

[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

We've done so much harm! That's it, I'm going to get skin cancer to do my part to help men who like to dress up like women and suck cocks while also being Native American! God bless the allegiance flag!

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (5 children)

Step 1. Identify as a woman.

Step 2. Convert to Islam.

Step 3. Free Palestine!

Step 4. Prophet!

[–]NastyWetSmear 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

... I can prolly do 1 and 2 without leaving my desk, but I'm gonna have to wait till my lunch break to tackle number 3.

[–]ClassroomPast6178[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

Step 4. Prophet!

I died. I’m dead.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Congratulations. Here are your 72 virginians.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

72 virginians.

Hold up, that's not right...

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

FUCK THE RIGHT!

HOW DARE YOU ENTER THIS SAFE SPACE WITH YOUR RIGHT! ISLAMIC TRANS LESBIANS OF COLOUR HAVE NO RIGHTS! THEY HAVE SUFFERED FOR ONE THOUSAND AND ONE ARABIAN NIGHTS. DON'T EVEN PRETEND TO UNDERSTAND THAT! 👏 👏 👏