If not for my cat and weed I'd be in a real dark place right now

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[–]alladd 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

What a beautiful girl he is.

Edit: LMAO his comments are killing me. He thinks the next time his son sees him he'll be "unrecognizable".

Oh, and it's not just weed. He also likes to get "fucked up on blow and k" on the weekends. Great dad.

[–]Femaleisnthateful 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

LOL horrifying. Notably no responses. Too much for even the other troons to affirm. Maybe they see that pic and wonder if they all look like that.

[–]alladd 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

His license is especially bad. Like here you could almost charitably say he looks like a cross between Mike Huckabee and a white Lin-Manuel Miranda. But his license I can describe in no other way than "future sex crime parolee smile"

[–]Femaleisnthateful 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

LoL wtf where is this from? I don't doubt this guy is a sex offender

[–]alladd 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

He looks like someone that would show up in a Glinner report, for sure. I'm getting deja vu looking at his face because I can't be sure if I've seen it before somewhere or if Serial Killer Face is a real phenotype.

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Damn... the melon on that weirdo...

[–]NastyWetSmear 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

If I hadn't been alive for the past, what, 10 years? If I just teleported to this time from the year 2000, and you showed me that picture... I'd assume this was a troll having a laugh at our expense.