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[–]Sight 9 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

It’s been a while since I played Unleashed, but isn’t it about Sonic turning into a werewolf and fighting a giant eldritch serpent that lives in the molten core of the planet?

How exactly do race and fatness tie into that?

[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 4 fun1 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Planet Cote = Big
Snake = Meat
Fat = Big

Ergo: Fat people are ham planets.

Shame on you, Sonic team, for this easy to understand comparison!

[–]AlanOneWant some popcorn? 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I pick it up sometimes just for the nice scenery. You're right about the giant eldritch serpent thing, but to do that Sonic needs to travel around the world, which means he's going to meet different cultures. Sega didn't want to commit fully so they went with stand-ins that rely heavily on stereotypes. Chun-Nan and Mazuri are the most problematic according to tumblr. Maybe that's the racist thing today? I don't get it either. The fatness part could be from Empire City, which is New York and San Fran rolled into one. There's a fat NPC there that you have to interact with. It is anything but malicious and actually fun character design, in my opinion.

But this is the Sonic fandom, 'nuff said.

[–]jet199 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Well of course a character whose main ability is running will be fatphobic.

[–]xoenix 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

I think Vice needs to write a detailed article on this with pictures.

[–]William_World 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

i think they're all laid off now

[–]xoenix 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Are they? I heard Soros bailed them out for $5B.

[–]William_World 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'm sure that is true but I bet they just have AI writing articles now

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Holy crap, is this an actual Tumblr smoothlobe in action? So rare!

[–]Keri10[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The rest of the blog is just as lulzy, especially the myaa tag . They also have an art blog here

[–]LtGreenCo 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Sega had a near-perfect formula back in 1991 and had they just stayed the course Sonic could've kept pace with the greats like Mario. Sonic 1, 2, 3&K, CD were all great games. Unfortunately the franchise went into some really really stupid fucking directions and with every new game Sega just drove it further into the ground.

Not just Sega, though. The fans... holy shit, the Sonic "community" is the biggest bunch of the most autistic degenerate furry losers I think I've ever witnessed. On top of the damage Sega's done, I think the fans have probably done the most to ruin the franchise.

[–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Nobody really wants to fuck fatties. Get over it.