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[–]binaryblob 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

We could also ask children (or adults, because why stop at children?) whether they want to be beautiful or ugly and see how many children want to reenact Face/Off.

[–]TitsAndWhiskeyPronoun: My Nigga 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (5 children)

Fuck it, just ask 5 year old boys if they want to be dinosaurs.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

At 5 years old? My little ass would have quite happily been Godzilla, after having seen a weekend kaiju movie marathon that introduced me to the big lizard (and King Kong too, for that matter).

[–]TitsAndWhiskeyPronoun: My Nigga 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Man, you should sue your parents for discriminating against your lived truth.

Trans lizards are lizards!

[–]chottohen 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

No, I said ping pong balls. Anybody remember that punchline?

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Nope.

[–]chottohen 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It's just as well.