LOL WUTAt this point I’m starting to think that there’s a single guy with a trans-fetish in charge of corporate marketing strategies for all the corporations. North Face joins BudLight in Troontown

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[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

The ad actually manages to come off as satire to such an extent that I would have absolutely declared it trolling had I seen it in the wild. Hard to believe that it's legit.

[–]xoenix 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Preemptive self-parody to starve the satire market.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I don't think that they're that self-aware though.

[–]xoenix 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Doesn't mean it won't work.

[–]Clown_Chan 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

LMAO, what the fuck is that shit? xd

This ad is so cartoonishly ridiculous, you could think that it's just a sketch made by haters.

But it's sadly not, it's not a joke at all. These assholes are serious with it.

[–]ClassroomPast6178[S] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I thought it was a sketch from an 80s/90s comedy show back when having a guy with a moustache in women’s clothes was absurdist humour.

[–]Oyveygoyim 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

It's Jewish hedge funds like BlackRock and vanguard that own a piece of EVERYTHING. They are threatening to financially plunder any company that doesn't go woke.

This is why any business that goes public is fucking stupid.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Higher than that, it's the Rothschilds.

[–]chadwickofwv 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Who else did you think they were talking about?

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Jewish hedge funds like BlackRock and vanguard

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

they call it (((ESG investing)))

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

and how's that working out?

[–]turtlew0rk 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

"Hi it's me Pati Gonia a real life homosexual!"

Wow.

[–]bife_de_lomo 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

So does that mean he fucks chicks or dudes? I can't tell any more...

[–]ClassroomPast6178[S] 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Yes

[–]turtlew0rk 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Not sure. And to further complicate it, what does he consider a chick or a dude?

[–]LyingSpirit472 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Anything. Literally anything. He'd likely be one of those cartoony gay guys from Streets of Rage who fuck lampposts.

[–]LtGreenCo 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

As if this dude would last more than two minutes on a hiking trail.

[–]Q-Continuum-kin 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Random company:

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[...] Do nothing.

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[ X ] Insert most clownish individual possible who can not possibly use your product on their own and is relating to a divisive cultural issue as your new company spokesperson.

[–]wylanderuk 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Too bad for your theory that it normally traces bake to some irrevocably woke chick...

[–]ClassroomPast6178[S] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Hey, I never said I was consistent.

And, chicks can be guys duh! Transphobe!

[–]UncleWillard56 1 insightful - 5 fun1 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

That looks like trans face to me. It's a caricature of super serious trans people and I won't stand for it.

[–]AriShekelsteinDDS 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Except, if these people spent more time outside, they probably wouldn’t be trannies and drag queens.

They’ll take the sales hit because they’ll get good ESG scores for when they want that sweet BlackRock money.

[–]ClassroomPast6178[S] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I think it was The Financial Times or possibly the WSJ that had an article about how ESG has been a disaster for investors and the markets are slowly turning against the whole concept.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Basically we’re gonna have to make out of clothes, food, and drinks.

[–]QueenBread 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This means it works. Outrage campaign.

[–]ShekelPa 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yes, the kike you speak of is Larry Fink

[–]Femaleisnthateful 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

North Face's quality sucks lately anyway.

How do actual homosexuals feel about being represented by men like this?

[–]xoenix 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

My theory is that they think with a hive mind.