Captain Weeaboo: Defender of Animu waifus

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[–]LyingSpirit472 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (8 children)

Dear God, it's what we always feared: the lolicons have learned to use equality-shaming to ignore the "um, ACKTUALLY she's over 1000 years old so it's okay for me to lust after this child..." argument.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (4 children)

Uh, just for clarification, but that's not at all what I always feared, which is that the kudzu mass a few miles down the road from my house will eventually reach where I live, forcing me into a daily battle to keep from being engulfed by it.

[–]LyingSpirit472 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

Yes, but who do you think controls the growth of kudzu? The forest nymphs, all of whom are thousands of years old but look like horny barely-legal teens. QED.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

Hey, I really don't care who or what controls that shit, only that I don't have to fire up some flamethrower-chainsaw monstrosity just to get to my mailbox every day.

[–]LyingSpirit472 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Well, at least it's pretty straightforward. Just get a big dude with a neckbeard who you can claim is a Greek god who let himself go and hook him up with some hippie-looking 8 year old; if Greek mythology told me anything the forest nymph will be angered after he knocks her up and leave, taking the kudzu with her.

You should be able to find a Discord mod who looks the role and will be more than willing to agree.

[–]Vulptexghost fox girl ^w^ 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Which risks the server and everyone in it getting deleted. But Discord never cares about pedo rings since most of their employees are pedo furries anyway. But if it's say, WatchRedditDie or political incorrectness or poking fun at furries: "NOT ON MY PLATFORM!!!!"

[–]Dzonatan 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Not a child, a drawing. Children is something you hear when you live near a school. This aint it.

Don't start with the animus and attraction because you'll enter into thought crime bullshit theory and if you insist anyway then you might as well quote Jack Thompson, a retarded conservative asshole.

[–]LyingSpirit472 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Even then, part of being an anime fan is the knowledge there's a world of difference between, say, the Uzaki-chan "she's a college student, she's of age and everyone admits she's of age, but her being short and having big breasts rustles people's jimmies" and the "thousand year old mythological creature who looks like an 8 year old" shit. The former is the "no, the complainers are the problem", the latter is the "...you don't have to be Nagatoro-san to say how sus that is."

[–]Dzonatan 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

There really isn't though. Both are fiction and have no consequence in the real world.