Apparently, working out is for men only

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[–]Wanderingthehalls 11 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 0 fun12 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

I love to work out. I love that I can do pull-ups, not many but proper form from a dead hang, and more push-ups than most people I know. I love that I'm kind of ripped. Guess that makes me a man?

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 8 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 4 fun9 insightful - 5 fun -  (5 children)

Guess that makes me a man?

As a representative of the Patriarchy, I hereby award you an honorary Man Card. It's good for the remainder of the 2023 calendar year, and entitles you to all Male Privilege benefits. Your gift basket--containing a curated selection of personal care items, powertools, porn, and suitably manly snacks and drinks--is being prepared for shipment as you read this.

Furthermore, as part of our special "manly woman" package (new for 2023), you are cleared to sexually claim any soynugget or manlet of your choosing--they automatically waive consent for being Omega-tier--and may freely take them in the so-called "Amazon" position without regard to any wear or tear inflicted on them. Please note, however, that satisfaction from your soynugget or manlet is NOT guaranteed, and you might be required to finish the job yourself.

[–]Wanderingthehalls 5 insightful - 8 fun5 insightful - 7 fun6 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

Thanks but I used to have me one of those Wil Wheaton fans, so I'll pass.

[–]Musky༼⁠ ⁠つ⁠ ⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠ ⁠༽⁠つ 🐈 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Can I get one of those too? I seem to have misplaced my male privilege.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Sorry, you'll need to go through our Customer Care department for that. The number is 1-800-FUCK-YOU.

Oh, but I'm assuming you mean an honorary Man Card. If you, uh, you're asking about a soynugget or a manlet, I'm afraid that's something you'll have to take care of yourself. Sorry.

[–]Musky༼⁠ ⁠つ⁠ ⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠ ⁠༽⁠つ 🐈 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

I just don't seem to have this white male privilege I'm supposed to. I hear so much about it, sounds nice.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Well, it's embarrassing to admit this, but ever since the 'Rona and the mess that came with it, we've been having some serious supply chain issues with our privilege. And then there's our QA problems with the Chinese manufacturers. We've been trying to source a new privilege manufacturer in Taiwan, but the Chinese definitely aren't happy about that and they're kicking up a fuss over it.

[–]BellaBlue 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Hello, hello Gym Man, I just learned I'm also a Gym Man. I feel so masculine when I do my leg presses and sidebends 🤤😫