Apparently, working out is for men only

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[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Sorry, you'll need to go through our Customer Care department for that. The number is 1-800-FUCK-YOU.

Oh, but I'm assuming you mean an honorary Man Card. If you, uh, you're asking about a soynugget or a manlet, I'm afraid that's something you'll have to take care of yourself. Sorry.

[–]Musky༼⁠ ⁠つ⁠ ⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠ ⁠༽⁠つ 🐈 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

I just don't seem to have this white male privilege I'm supposed to. I hear so much about it, sounds nice.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Well, it's embarrassing to admit this, but ever since the 'Rona and the mess that came with it, we've been having some serious supply chain issues with our privilege. And then there's our QA problems with the Chinese manufacturers. We've been trying to source a new privilege manufacturer in Taiwan, but the Chinese definitely aren't happy about that and they're kicking up a fuss over it.