For a quick change of place. "HELP PEOPLE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE A NORMAL PERSON BECAUSE I IDENTIFY AS A POKEDEX"

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[–][deleted] 15 insightful - 4 fun15 insightful - 3 fun16 insightful - 4 fun -  (15 children)

This is a strange new religion. Humanity is doomed

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 7 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

The infected are doomed. The based will come out stronger than ever, eventually.

[–]SerpensInferna 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Isn't it just like a virus though? I am continuously baffled at the fervor with which it is embraced. I am starting to feel many of these people genuinely need deprogramming.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名[S] 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

In this troubled economy, won't you sublet your brain?

That said, I don't think this is a new phenomenon. Plenty of accounts of people possessed with legions of demons and shit. Seems a mental illness that has withstood the test of time, somehow.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That said, I don't think this is a new phenomenon. Plenty of accounts of people possessed with legions of demons and shit. Seems a mental illness that has withstood the test of time, somehow.

Yes, you make a good point. I think you are probably correct that this is the same old nonsense in a different guise

[–]LyingSpirit472 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Even then, when people claimed someone was possessed by legions of demons, it was usually done to explain away examples like people who break bad and commit an atrocity, while people who wanted something to make them interesting were told "sit the fuck down and just be a good person, you don't HAVE to be interesting to have a good life."

Now, on the other hand, we claim these people who make shit up to seem interesting (and 99.999999999999999999999999999% of the time people like this are openly making it up to be interesting) are given their way and it's seen as respectful, and when a person commits an atrocity, it's seen as "well, what'll you do, it's all our designated boogeyman's fault."

[–]Alienhunter糞大名[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Well it's the classic "the devil made me do it!" Defense. So old even the first Bible story references it. It's not my fault that I ate the apple god! A talking snake made me do it! By telling me to do it.

Yeah most people making this shit up are just looking for some excuse how they aren't at fault for the shit they did.

Same with the people who break bad and commit an atrocity. Demonic possession seems a better excuse that admitting to ourselves that we are capable of comitting great evil and that the only thing between us and becoming the next school shooter or Hitler or whatever is that we choose not to.

People always say dumb shit after every atrocity. "Who would just go and shoot up a school or kill random people?" A murderer would. It's really that simple I think. Someone hates life so much they simply kill because they can. Doesn't seem complicated. Why they hate life is the more interesting question.

[–]LyingSpirit472 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I wholeheartedly agree with you, but that also ties to the slight difference for it. Even the demonic possession- which at least is closer to saying "Normal people DO NOT DO SHIT LIKE THIS. This person was FUCKED UP. They were a monster, and they showed it by being a mass shooter/Hitler/etc. For the love of God, Buddha, Allah, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, whoever you believe in or don't believe in, DO NOT FOLLOW THIS PERSON'S EXAMPLE. But also don't think everyone is just as bad as this person. This person was a monster and let's never speak of them again."

Is it kind of weird? Yes, but it is still a kinder thought than that Joker meme bullshit of "every single person is capable of committing great evil, all it would take is just one bad day and you can snap just like that, someone could cut you off in traffic tomorrow and it'd turn you into a school shooter or Hitler within the hour, it takes constant vigilance and actively choosing not to at any given second to not be like that"- which is also kind of dumb and shortsighted. No, normal people don't do shit like this. That's why they're atrocities that pretty much everyone, no matter what their beliefs otherwise, AGREE are atrocities.

Even then, it ties to the same problem with that viewpoint said where "the people possessed by demons with some mental illness are cool and should be lauded", while people do go to the related "the atrocity is the fault of my boogeyman"- which sidesteps both of those to "every single person I dislike or who disagrees with me is an absolute monster, every single one is just waiting in line to commit an atrocity, I am the only good person in all of existence, worship me as the God of this new world or you will commit an atrocity too."

[–]Alienhunter糞大名[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I think part of it kinda plays back into the idea presented in the Genesis myth. The fruit eaten in from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. Someone who eats of it becomes "like God" in the sense that they now know the difference between good and evil. Adam and Eve eat it, achieve enlightenment, realize they are naked, and are cast out of paradise, but really they do become like God in a sense. They know how to make life, which is why they realized their nakedness, they also know how to take life. And that really is the difference between humans and animals is that we know what we are doing and can project our will onto the world albeit through what limited resources are available to us. I very much doubt that a Lion has a crisis of conscience when it kills it's rivals cubs. Whereas we see that and think it's terrible.

I do think everyone is "capable" of comitting evil though. It doesn't mean that they will, we properly recognize that murder is horrible, we won't do it. But given the right context and prompting just about anyone can be "corrupted" into comitting unspeakable acts. The acts themselves are unspeakable because we understand that by describing these acts we are in some way allowing for the idea of evil to come into existence, and then it is only a matter of time before someone will take that idea and attempt to make it a reality. I think people are rightly scared of confronting their own inner darkness because it makes us uncomfortable to see that part of ourselves. But I also think that if we don't confront it, it can grow and cause us to justify otherwise what was once "unthinkable".

I think in some way the essence of being "human" not in the physical sense but the "spiritual" sense is a certain adherence to what we'd describe as "good" and that we can in our own ways, trade our souls either all at once or in pieces for "power". Essentially making a deal with the devil. It rarely works out to our long term benefit but it is in the short term an exchange many will be willing to make. Fiction deals with this concept quite a bit as the Faustian exchange.

Society exists in some way to counter these "evil" impulses but can easily become the evil actor as well.

For a less extreme example, we all know that when we visit a friends house, we can probably just steal their shit when they aren't looking. Almost nobody will do this, or even think of the possibility because it's entirely counter to the development of friendship. And clearly if we are "human" the risks outweigh the reward. But if we choose to trade our friendship for free shit we can make that Faustian exchange at the cost of our own soul.

[–]LyingSpirit472 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I do think everyone is "capable" of comitting evil though. It doesn't mean that they will, we properly recognize that murder is horrible, we won't do it. But given the right context and prompting just about anyone can be "corrupted" into comitting unspeakable acts. The acts themselves are unspeakable because we understand that by describing these acts we are in some way allowing for the idea of evil to come into existence, and then it is only a matter of time before someone will take that idea and attempt to make it a reality. I think people are rightly scared of confronting their own inner darkness because it makes us uncomfortable to see that part of ourselves. But I also think that if we don't confront it, it can grow and cause us to justify otherwise what was once "unthinkable".

Honestly, on this part I'd go in the exact opposite direction from your logic: Where you think not confronting your own inner darkness can cause people to justify what was once unthinkable, I would argue that accepting your own inner darkness will lead to the prompting you mentioned to make people do what was once unthinkable. By accepting you have an inner darkness and impulse for evil in yourself, it leads to these unthinkable deeds being desensitized to, and accepting those unthinkable deeds as something that just happens, and anyone or anything is capable of doing it...and anyway, your life is just as bad as this person who committed the atrocity's was, so really there but for the grace of god go you...and what makes you think you're so much better than this person who did it, anyway? If they could break like that, surely you could as well, and you have so many better reasons to break than they did- why, you really ARE on the side of right when you do this and it really is society that has to pay for it, so really you doing this is the most just and heroic thing anyone could ever do...and when the smoke clears someone staring into the abyss has caused them to break bad to do it as well. (We're seeing this with how many incels are the ones committing these atrocities, and it starting due to Elliot Rodger becoming a folk hero to them instead of the monster he was- the abyss stared back at them, and it caused this to occur.)

This really ties into the same point- it's not just "people have the power to not commit an atrocity", but rather "they are powerless NOT to commit the atrocity because they're just as bad as the person who did it." Your less extreme example worked, but for a less extreme "positive" example of this side, you'd have, for example, Alcoholics' Anonymous and its related groups using the "you have a disease that you are powerless to fight yourself, and only the help of God/a higher power will help you cure yourself of this disease." Now, there's nothing inherently STOPPING an atheist/agnostic person from trying to cure themselves of drug/alcohol addiction or succeeding at this, and if they do so more power to them, but by the rules of AA it flat-out says "you MUST start believing in God to be cured of your disease, and if you do not you will be a drug addict/an alcoholic forever because you're just not strong enough to do it yourself". Regardless of the chances of the atheist/agnostic having success on their own, it doesn't matter. The self has no power to know right or wrong itself, it's only through this that you can do right or wrong.

[–]GraviHeel Hortler 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

Join the Cheese religion.

I am the Cheeseman!

You may be the Cheesepostle!

[–]Alienhunter糞大名[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Turn from your wicked ways oh sucker of cow tits and fermenter of mold! Follow the true path of the GOAT.

[–]GraviHeel Hortler 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

You can make cheese from goat milk too.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

You imply that goat and cow cheese are equivalent? Repent from your undulate ways thou mooron.

[–]GraviHeel Hortler 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I cheese every cheese for thee are not a true follower of cheese.

You do not cheese every cheese for the afore mentioned cheesons!

You shall Cheerish!

[–]Alienhunter糞大名[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

And so it was that the grande fomagio did engage in glorious cheddar jihad, for we cannot tolerate the lactose intolerant.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 12 insightful - 1 fun12 insightful - 0 fun13 insightful - 1 fun -  (10 children)

No, no, trust me, raising mental health awareness, demonising “normal”, constantly talking about feelings, validating children in all things and letting them have unfettered internet access will definitely not have any negative effects.

Helicopter parents and the psychology/wellness industry and credulous/ideologically possessed teachers created this monster. Instead of letting children be children, they tried to “fix” them and now we have teenagers mutilating themselves or roleplaying delusional disorders and being cheered and encouraged by adults whilst doing it.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名[S] 8 insightful - 9 fun8 insightful - 8 fun9 insightful - 9 fun -  (9 children)

Help help one of my head mates mistyped me as fire type when I'm actually identify as water type can I get them evicted with a lobotomy?

[–]ClassroomPast6178 5 insightful - 8 fun5 insightful - 7 fun6 insightful - 8 fun -  (8 children)

I prescribe a .44 magnum, taken orally.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名[S] 4 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 6 fun -  (5 children)

You have been permanently banned from Saidit for prescribing medicine without a valid Canadian medical license.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Canadian Medical licence is a licence to kill, I’m Doctor Double-Oh-Seven-Eh. 🤣

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Yes, but isn't a valid Canadian medical license just a piece of paper with "You're a doctor now, eh. Don't fuck it up, ya hoser," written on it and signed with a moose hoofprint in maple syrup?

[–]Alienhunter糞大名[S] 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

En Francois por favor.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Sorry, I don't speak cheese-eating surrender monkey. Or the Canadian separatist version of it.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Vous avez été définitivement banni du Canada.

N'essayez pas de contourner votre interdiction en vous réincarnant en tant que Canadien.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

I don't know, a pill that size would probably be better administered anally.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 1 insightful - 5 fun1 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Buckwheat!

[–]LtGreenCo 10 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 0 fun11 insightful - 1 fun -  (8 children)

So if I'm reading this right it's a subreddit full of people who literally can't tell fantasy from reality. They are fully immersed in perpetual psychosis but we are supposed to accept them as part of a functioning society. Hmm sounds like a certain other demographic we know.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Hmm sounds like a certain other demographic we know.

Reddit mods?

[–]LtGreenCo 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yes and no. Reddit mods are gross AGP tranny pervs to be sure. But they are also jobless basement-dwelling troglodytes who never go outside, which is a good place for them.

[–]Musky༼⁠ ⁠つ⁠ ⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠ ⁠༽⁠つ 🐈 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

Oh they can tell fantasy from reality, they just want something to be wrong with them so they pretend to be a victim and get attention, but they're normal and plain and boring.

[–]LtGreenCo 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

I get the feeling if they spent even a few minutes seeing what it's like in a mental hospital they'd be cured real quick.

[–]Musky༼⁠ ⁠つ⁠ ⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠ ⁠༽⁠つ 🐈 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

My ex was in a psychiatric institution that was really nice. The one really big issue is they wouldn't let anyone leave until they had exhausted your insurance. Then you were suddenly cured.

[–]LtGreenCo 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

A friend's mom was in one for anxiety issues. She said it was a nightmare like One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest type of environment. Criminally insane people everywhere wandering the halls just constantly tweaking out and/or doing/saying some off-the-wall shit. No access to the outside world except for 2 days a week they could have a visitor for 30 minutes. No personal items allowed. They took everything away from her except her clothes and even those had to be inspected before she could take off the hospital gown. Rooms were bare with just a few mattresses.

It was basically like prison except in some cases worse.

[–]Musky༼⁠ ⁠つ⁠ ⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠ ⁠༽⁠つ 🐈 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Sounds like her thing, but we both thought it was great. They could have phone calls too from a public phone, unlimited smoke breaks, and all the juice and snacks they wanted. They don't want people from the outside having undo influence upon the patients, so contact is limited, and outside items can cause a self harm / contraband risk. I was actually surprised she could have visitors at all. And I don't remember if they had a policy about fraternization at that place, but I've heard the patients tend to hook up. Pretty wild & crazy place with interesting people.

Jail is a lot less fun, and I imagine prison even less so, but even jail is a pretty interesting experience. You meet a lot of interesting people there too.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名[S] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

There's good and bad to it. People like this need institutionalized care more often than not. Families can't always deal with it effectively. But the institutions themselves are also ripe for profiteering since a lot of people just want to get rid of their mentally ill relative and don't really give a shit about the conditions.

I become a bit of a pariah with some family when I tell them they can't humor the crazy people. Get accused of being an asshole which is true enough, but you give a mouse a cookie it's gonna want a glass of milk.

[–]clownworlddropout 10 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 0 fun11 insightful - 1 fun -  (8 children)

There was one girl on TikTok that was going on HRT because most of her "headmates" were male and she thought she should transition to be a good "host," even though the thought scared her... she was crying. In her mind she was preforming an act of self-sacrifice for the good of her "system."

So yeah, these "plural" DIDiots aren't as silly and harmless as they may appear on the surface.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 9 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 0 fun10 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

This is why giving unfettered internet access to under-18s is fucking stupid. Instead of isolated retards licking batteries and being harmless, they’re encouraging each other to French kiss power sockets, and punishing (socially, which is extremely effective with teenagers, particularly girls) those that refuse.

I think the internet should be largely unregulated, but I also don’t think it’s safe for children and I think every attempt to make it safe just raises parental complacency and makes the danger greater.

If you’re going to allow your children online, then you need to closely monitor what they’re doing and shut down the dangerous shit hard. And don’t let the children socialise with other children whose parents don’t share your values. My nieces don’t have phones or unfettered internet but their friends’ parents are retarded and so they pick up shit they shouldn’t have been exposed to at 10 and 8. Thankfully my brother and his wife are very aware of the risks.

[–]Femaleisnthateful 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Too many parents have just given up and abdicated control of their childrens' lives to social media.

I was reading about a young kid who died doing some stupid TikTok challenge and the parents actually said "Yeah we knew she was doing 'challenges' with strangers online but we thought it was all benign stuff, like dances". Like, you know your prepubescent daughter is acting out instructions from strangers online and you're not even mindful? Clearly they had no idea what their daughter was doing because now she's dead.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah, I’ve dealt with two safeguarding incidents at school involving an under-10 interacting online in an inappropriate way. Thankfully it came to our attention and we could step in before the children came to harm, but one of them was a very close call - but both occurred because the parents had zero understanding of what giving internet devices to their children meant and the risks that they were exposed to behind their bedroom doors.

And the saddest thing is, we send out internet safety stuff for parents all the time, including keeping them updated about any particular risks for children. They just seem to think their children won’t be the ones getting exploited or groomed.

[–]Musky༼⁠ ⁠つ⁠ ⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠ ⁠༽⁠つ 🐈 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Clearly they had no idea what their daughter was doing because now she's dead.

You can't watch them every second, and they hide shit. They only show you the benign stuff and lie about everything else. I think we're over parenting as it is, we used to just let kids run around outside till dinner time. You have to teach them the best you can and hope they don't do anything too permanent. Kinda weeds out the dumb ones.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名[S] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I agree but you gotta be careful. There's a balance between not parenting and parenting too much that's hard to achieve but important.

I don't really care if kids accidentally stumble on this shit, especially if they are in any sort of functional social group so someone is around to point out how fucking stupid it is. But you as the parent should be monitoring their activity.

I think you gotta let kids online because you don't have much choice there in this day and age. But you gotta let them have spaces they want to actually be in, like games and shit so they don't bother with this gay ass bullshit. Then you gotta keep an eye on their usage and history. They'll hide it if you are too strict. If you aren't they won't.

Some parents are super strict on online games and shit bit hey, if your kid is playing a game online they aren't looking at porn or going down rabbit holes.

[–]Femaleisnthateful 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It's ironic that parents prefer having their kids inside on their screens because it's 'safer'. At least a kid can recognize the creepy ass man trying to befriend them in the playground. They have no chance on the interwebs.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名[S] 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah it's clearly a mental illness the problem is people go about accepting it outright.

Any doctors writing off HRT for someone like this should lose their medical license. And probably go to jail.

[–]alladd 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

amazing

[–]MyLongestJourney 9 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 0 fun10 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Some people really need to go outside and touch some grass.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名[S] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

If I identify as a grass type does that mean I can stay inside and touch myself?

[–]MyLongestJourney 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Let's face it,you are already touching yourself.

[–]UncleWillard56 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

WTF did I just read?

[–]Vaporade 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Someone who needs to be thrown into an insane asylum.

[–]alladd 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Imagine being so into your own daydreaming that it gives you "trauma" lmao get real

Edit: LOL the top pinned post is on how to convince a doctor you have disassociative identity disorder so your pretend-time can be validated

absolute children

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    [–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

    I feel like Barbara Billingsley translating Jive into English, only a lot less cool. But for those who aren't fluent in ASR (attention-seeking retard), here's the English version.

    Basically, OP is an figment of a moron's imagination, based on Pokemon and some made-up "trauma" sourced from videogames. The real-life moron who is nominally in charge of this clown show apparently summoned the clowns for some company (i.e., they decided to interact with their imaginary friends) but used a method of summoning that left OP to reeeeeeeee in discontent because it was one of their "triggers." They end by complaining that they're tired of being treated as a figment of someone's Internet-addled mind, and their pain and suffering is valid, damnit!

    [–]Musky༼⁠ ⁠つ⁠ ⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠ ⁠༽⁠つ 🐈 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    ASR (attention-seeking retard),

    Oh that's a good one! And thanks for the translation. I feel like much of the current problem can be fixed by affirming: No, I am not required to validate every stupid thought and imagining you have. I am not required to validate you at all. That is an imposition upon me, and it's wrong. It's always been wrong, but people like you have abused the good will of others for your own edification. And it's way past time it stopped.

    [–]Musky༼⁠ ⁠つ⁠ ⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠ ⁠༽⁠つ 🐈 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

    I am 18, 5'8, and...340 lbs

    We're going to need a bigger boat!

    Um seriously though, feel bad for her. This girl is obviously trying to escape reality.

    [–]Alienhunter糞大名[S] 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    A Snorlax kin. Interesting.

    Clearly there's bigger problems at play than simply the collective consciousness. Though as you say it's probably because she thinks reality is so shit she has to depart from it.

    [–]tiny-brown-mug 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

    "....and my emoji is 💚."

    What?

    [–]Alienhunter糞大名[S] 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    RESPECT PEOPLES EMOJI!

    I identify as 💩 👑.

    [–]Q-Continuum-kin 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    So if I'm reading this correctly, this person is being oppressed by herself. Or one personality is oppressing the other personality.

    [–]Alienhunter糞大名[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    That was my interpretation. Clearly a troubled individual.

    [–]SMCAB 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    Nope, not a mental illness.

    [–]LyingSpirit472 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Well, you're right. It's "I have no skills and I'm not particularly interesting a person, but I WANNA BE SPECIAL TOO!" There's a difference.

    [–]jet199 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

    Couldn't help myself.

    https://imgur.com/a/2Kob4PZ

    [–]ClassroomPast6178 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    Don’t touch the poop!

    [–]Alienhunter糞大名[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Nah telling these people off is right. Granted it's wasted effort since the mods will freak out when anyone goes off the hive mind.

    [–]Musky༼⁠ ⁠つ⁠ ⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠ ⁠༽⁠つ 🐈 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Deleted.