For a quick change of place. "HELP PEOPLE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE A NORMAL PERSON BECAUSE I IDENTIFY AS A POKEDEX"

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[–]ClassroomPast6178 5 insightful - 8 fun5 insightful - 7 fun6 insightful - 8 fun -  (8 children)

I prescribe a .44 magnum, taken orally.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名[S] 4 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 6 fun -  (5 children)

You have been permanently banned from Saidit for prescribing medicine without a valid Canadian medical license.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Canadian Medical licence is a licence to kill, I’m Doctor Double-Oh-Seven-Eh. 🤣

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Yes, but isn't a valid Canadian medical license just a piece of paper with "You're a doctor now, eh. Don't fuck it up, ya hoser," written on it and signed with a moose hoofprint in maple syrup?

[–]Alienhunter糞大名[S] 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

En Francois por favor.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Sorry, I don't speak cheese-eating surrender monkey. Or the Canadian separatist version of it.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Vous avez été définitivement banni du Canada.

N'essayez pas de contourner votre interdiction en vous réincarnant en tant que Canadien.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

I don't know, a pill that size would probably be better administered anally.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 1 insightful - 5 fun1 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Buckwheat!