Royal Mint Releases Harry Potter-Themed Coins To Celebrate 25 Years Of The Series (AKA the UK commits trans genocide)

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[–]ClassroomPast6178 7 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 4 fun -  (7 children)

Not good enough, these are just collector coins and not struck for general release. I want to be able to use my small change to commit hatecrimes!

[–]Datachost 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

If you get the following £2 coins: Gunpowder Plot 400th Anniversary, 100th Anniversary of WW1's Navy Coin, Shakespeare's Hamlet and line them up, you can get the edge inscriptions to read "REMEMBER REMEMBER UR A MAN"

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

Yes but you see, everytime you use credit or digital currency, you can't say that they aren't Harry Potter Pounds, which means they are spiritually identical.

This means that all trans-people and trans allies must stop using the pound immediately or else! All pounds must be immediately discarded. Or donated to Alienhuntetcurrencydisposal.scam.uk.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

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[–]Alienhunter糞大名 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

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[–]ClassroomPast6178 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

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[–]Alienhunter糞大名 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

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[–][deleted] 0 insightful - 2 fun0 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

You can always just put it in a tube sock