Royal Mint Releases Harry Potter-Themed Coins To Celebrate 25 Years Of The Series (AKA the UK commits trans genocide)

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[–]Datachost 10 insightful - 7 fun10 insightful - 6 fun11 insightful - 7 fun -  (1 child)

Going to get a whole bunch of these coins, then ask Mermaids if they'd rather receive a donation exclusively in them or no donation at all

[–]ClassroomPast6178 9 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 0 fun10 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They’ll just do what Dulwich College did when someone tried to set up a scholarship for underprivileged white boys, to match the one they offer underprivileged black boys…told them to fuck off.

These organisation will happily turn down donations when it suits them.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 7 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 4 fun -  (7 children)

Not good enough, these are just collector coins and not struck for general release. I want to be able to use my small change to commit hatecrimes!

[–]Datachost 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

If you get the following £2 coins: Gunpowder Plot 400th Anniversary, 100th Anniversary of WW1's Navy Coin, Shakespeare's Hamlet and line them up, you can get the edge inscriptions to read "REMEMBER REMEMBER UR A MAN"

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

Yes but you see, everytime you use credit or digital currency, you can't say that they aren't Harry Potter Pounds, which means they are spiritually identical.

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[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

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[–]Alienhunter糞大名 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

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[–]ClassroomPast6178 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

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[–]Alienhunter糞大名 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

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[–][deleted] 0 insightful - 2 fun0 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

You can always just put it in a tube sock

[–]fuck_redditThou/Thee/Thy 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

To paraphrase TRAs and their stupid “memes”: “the Royal Mint says Trans Genocide!”

[–]jet199 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

hyacinthum capillus genocidia

[–]IMissPorn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Should have made them 1, 29 and 493p coins. Still cool though I guess.

[–]cumindisguise 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

What exactly is the significance of those numbers?

[–]IMissPorn 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Those are the denominations of wizarding currency. There are 29 Knuts in a Sickle and 17 Sickles (or 493 Knuts) in a Galleon. It's generally considered a parody of Britain's system pre-decimilization (12 pence in a shilling, 20 shillings in pound).

[–]cumindisguise 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That’s pretty interesting.

[–]JulienMayfair 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I can taste the salt already.

[–]loubag1997 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

WTF I thought that was Jessica Fletcher

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I wish I could erase Harry Potter from history.