Trouble at the Furry Convention

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[–]ClassroomPast6178 11 insightful - 7 fun11 insightful - 6 fun12 insightful - 7 fun -  (4 children)

I don’t know about you, but Trans vs Furries is a Colosseum fixture I would definitely Pay-Per-View.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (2 children)

My money is on the furries. Once they unleash those inner beasts, the troons are dead.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Furries have that fursuit debuff though those Furry costumes are going to be fairly restrictive in vision, range of motion, speed, breathing, heat etc.

They might be more aggressive to begin with but I think that they will struggle to make attacks connect and tire quickly.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Ah, but your forgetting that those things provide a decent bit of protection, especially to the head. Plus, even a low-end fursuit can be startlingly expensive and I think that the furries would fight that much harder to avoid damaging their costumes in a drawn-out fight.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

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