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[–]LtGreenCo 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (15 children)

You'd think since both TRAs and Furries are mentally ill they'd be able to find some common ground. Guess not.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 11 insightful - 7 fun11 insightful - 6 fun12 insightful - 7 fun -  (4 children)

I don’t know about you, but Trans vs Furries is a Colosseum fixture I would definitely Pay-Per-View.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (2 children)

My money is on the furries. Once they unleash those inner beasts, the troons are dead.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Furries have that fursuit debuff though those Furry costumes are going to be fairly restrictive in vision, range of motion, speed, breathing, heat etc.

They might be more aggressive to begin with but I think that they will struggle to make attacks connect and tire quickly.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Ah, but your forgetting that those things provide a decent bit of protection, especially to the head. Plus, even a low-end fursuit can be startlingly expensive and I think that the furries would fight that much harder to avoid damaging their costumes in a drawn-out fight.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

In this corner Barney the Dinosaur.

In the other corner Women's Sports Legend Lia Thompson.

Let the Oppression Olympics begin!

The first competition. Gravity liberation. Flee the oppressive force of gravity by declaring it a social construct. The first person to convince the other that they are floating 6 inches off the ground wins.

Second event, CarniVORE. You must catch and eat one deer in the forest using nothing but your own wit and twitter account.

The final event, the running of the bullshit. You must get elected to a public office. No holds barred. Let's get ready to reeeeeeeegreeeeeesss.

[–]Haylstorm 8 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

Well Furries at least know they're just playing dress up lol.

[–]LtGreenCo 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

I used to think so, until I heard about them taking dumps in litter boxes and molesting animals and shit like that. Now I'm not so sure.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

It runs a spectrum. Between the somewhat normal people who are otherwise socially competent enough to function and the utterly retarded sex fiends.

Furry conventions are absolutely a hotbed of cringe. Very entertaining to follow the gossip on them. Internet historian has some great videos.

[–]jet199 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

99% of male furries say it's a sexual thing for them.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/30806867/

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Don't doubt it. I think just about anyone who is a furry and claims otherwise is lying.

Just that there's a difference between people who understand they have a weird fetish and don't push it on others, and all the pedophiles who use it to attract kids with cute animals.

Don't take your kids to a furry convention is what I'm saying.

[–]Haylstorm 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Gross. Poor animals.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Clearly you aren't aware of Transfurs.

[–]LtGreenCo 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

And I aim to keep it that way

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

You can ignore the link and wake up in your bed not knowing any different.

Or you can click the link and see how far down the rabbit hole goes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stalking_Cat

[–]fuck_redditThou/Thee/Thy 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

“Born: Flint, Michigan…”

Checks out.