Trouble at the Furry Convention

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[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 15 insightful - 8 fun15 insightful - 7 fun16 insightful - 8 fun -  (13 children)

His disabled trans legs look surprisingly trans abled.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 8 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 3 fun9 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Well, he's got this terrible condition affecting his legs, it's called "being a useless, attention-seeking bucket of rancid, room-temperature dickcheese."

[–]The_Best_Yak_Ever 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

A tragic condition indeed.

[–][deleted] 6 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

Many troons are faking their disability for extra oppresion points.

Not only he's a troon, he's DISABLED troon. The ultimate oppressed victim.

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

You'd think, but I've got one better for you. Up here in Canada, we've treated our indigenous people terribly. So they get higher woke point status than black people even. And they deserve it, in my opinion.

Anyhow, a few years back, the local leftist rag starts highlighting this one person who's half black, half indigenous, and all mentally ill. I refer to him as the King Tranny. There's even a Muslim queer chick with an "invisibile disability" who can't touch him. The oppression Olympics are quite a show in these parts.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Oh, Wow King Tranny, lol 🤭

Though, im not really suprised. I heard that Canada is even worse than America in regards to political correctness.

[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Lol

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Trans-abled is a thing.

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Clearly.

[–]Datachost 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Wouldn't surprise me if there were a crossover between the trans community and DWPs

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Disabled With Paws?

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Cripplefur

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Dick woman pandas.

[–]Datachost 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Devotee/Wannabe/Pretender

[–]clownworlddropout 14 insightful - 6 fun14 insightful - 5 fun15 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

A homophobic TiM? I am so shocked. 🙄

[–]Femaleisnthateful 8 insightful - 8 fun8 insightful - 7 fun9 insightful - 8 fun -  (1 child)

When the furries are the based ones in the crowd...

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It was bound to happen eventually, considering how things are going.

[–]handbananasrevenge 7 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 4 fun -  (8 children)

Modern society has allowed stupid and weak willed people to survive and pass on their genes and after enough generations of that happening, we are seeing the dysgenic effects first hand.

[–]jet199 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

This hasn't just happened.

When the men used to go to war these weaklings and crazies used to be left behind screwing their wives.

It's not a disability, it's a mating strategy.

You just notice them more now because you aren't going to war so you have to live along side them.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

To be fair the really crazy used to be institutionalised. Closing the psychiatric hospitals and moving care into the community has been a resounding failure, some people just aren’t capable of interacting with society.

Other things to bear in mind, child mortality would deal with a lot of the very weak. Family shame over disability led to a lot of disabled children being given up to convents/institutions or just hidden in an attic room.

As a disabled person I’m glad that I wasn’t sent to an institution or simply died in childhood (which had I been born a decade earlier would almost certainly have been the case) but the downside to all that is that we now have a society where no one will challenge delusional lunatics and people have somehow been convinced to celebrate the delusions.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Disabled kids aren't the problem only the retarded ones. Society should be kind and support the disabled people that succeed in spite of their handicap. They are strong. It's the idiots that never leave their moms tit.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I don’t disagree.

[–]jet199 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Also academics say such things as people being sent to institutions for screwing around or leading a chaotic lifestyle were barbaric and due to sexism when in fact those things are often a symptom of a mental illness. And yes those people often appear sane and can paint their family as the mad abusive ones. Just look at Lori Vallow.

In the past most troons and the woke would have been in institutions, not because they present as the really crazy but because they would have be rightly recognised as a potential danger to themselves and others from their long term patterns of behaviour. At some point we lost that knowledge.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Institutions were hotbeds for abuse and corruption, there were legitamate problems with them. Same sort of things that go on in nursing homes where they mistreat the occupants when nobody is around to care just because they are lazy or greedy.

Course what you do is fix the problems, not be like, welp guess the old folks home is evil better that Grandpa die in the street.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Which is why we should celebrate the stunning and brave transwomen who choose to remove themselves from the pool! Truly an inspiration for us all!

[–]Vulptexghost fox girl ^w^ 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That's why I haven't long been put out of my misery by now.

[–][deleted] 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Saw this on Peddit.

Even FURRIES, a community that is highly accepting of even the weirdest freaks, are sick of troons.

[–]LtGreenCo 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (15 children)

You'd think since both TRAs and Furries are mentally ill they'd be able to find some common ground. Guess not.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 11 insightful - 7 fun11 insightful - 6 fun12 insightful - 7 fun -  (4 children)

I don’t know about you, but Trans vs Furries is a Colosseum fixture I would definitely Pay-Per-View.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (2 children)

My money is on the furries. Once they unleash those inner beasts, the troons are dead.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Furries have that fursuit debuff though those Furry costumes are going to be fairly restrictive in vision, range of motion, speed, breathing, heat etc.

They might be more aggressive to begin with but I think that they will struggle to make attacks connect and tire quickly.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Ah, but your forgetting that those things provide a decent bit of protection, especially to the head. Plus, even a low-end fursuit can be startlingly expensive and I think that the furries would fight that much harder to avoid damaging their costumes in a drawn-out fight.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

In this corner Barney the Dinosaur.

In the other corner Women's Sports Legend Lia Thompson.

Let the Oppression Olympics begin!

The first competition. Gravity liberation. Flee the oppressive force of gravity by declaring it a social construct. The first person to convince the other that they are floating 6 inches off the ground wins.

Second event, CarniVORE. You must catch and eat one deer in the forest using nothing but your own wit and twitter account.

The final event, the running of the bullshit. You must get elected to a public office. No holds barred. Let's get ready to reeeeeeeegreeeeeesss.

[–]Haylstorm 8 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

Well Furries at least know they're just playing dress up lol.

[–]LtGreenCo 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

I used to think so, until I heard about them taking dumps in litter boxes and molesting animals and shit like that. Now I'm not so sure.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

It runs a spectrum. Between the somewhat normal people who are otherwise socially competent enough to function and the utterly retarded sex fiends.

Furry conventions are absolutely a hotbed of cringe. Very entertaining to follow the gossip on them. Internet historian has some great videos.

[–]jet199 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

99% of male furries say it's a sexual thing for them.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/30806867/

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Don't doubt it. I think just about anyone who is a furry and claims otherwise is lying.

Just that there's a difference between people who understand they have a weird fetish and don't push it on others, and all the pedophiles who use it to attract kids with cute animals.

Don't take your kids to a furry convention is what I'm saying.

[–]Haylstorm 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Gross. Poor animals.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Clearly you aren't aware of Transfurs.

[–]LtGreenCo 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

And I aim to keep it that way

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

You can ignore the link and wake up in your bed not knowing any different.

Or you can click the link and see how far down the rabbit hole goes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stalking_Cat

[–]fuck_redditThou/Thee/Thy 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

“Born: Flint, Michigan…”

Checks out.

[–]jet199 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Of course most trans people are homophobes and can't keep quiet about it for 2 seconds.

What level of autism is it when you have to repeat everything you say 5 times for no reason?

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

FAGGOT!

oh so sorry that's just my tourettes syndrome lay it no mind.

FAGGOT COCKADOODLE DOO TRANNY

Lol there is goes again funny how it conveniently goes away at opportune times, no you can't suggest that I'm lying that would be ablist.

ABLIST NAZI HITLER

Oops see there is goes again.

GIVE ME 1000 DOLLARS OR ILL SUE!

Yeah lol can't control it at all!

(Wallet opens expectantly)

[–]IkeConn 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Those costumes always stink.

[–]The_Best_Yak_Ever 8 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Well… yeah… they have furries in them.

[–]Tarrock 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

s/wholesome

[–]QueenBread 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

I'm a furry. Not one of the attention-seeking and sexually deranged crazy ones. Just someone who likes art of anthropomorphic animals. And yes, I also like the sexual part. Doesn't mean I'd want to fuck real animals any more than me killing pedestrians in GTA means I'd want to do it in real life.

I'd never go to a furry convention because from what I have heard it's the weirdos who seem to gather there, not the reasonable people who like the concept idea of human-animal hybrids.

Even so, I think not even the most deranged furry can be worse than even the calmest TRAs. They're that insane.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Internet historian. Rainfurrest, Dashcon, have fun.

Furries and TRA have the same root cause. Lots of porn addiction.

[–]jet199 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I wonder if it's due to porn turn off.

Furry stuff seems far less visceral than actual porn with real people in it. More like glamour shots.

But then I don't go looking for this stuff so maybe I'm being naive.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Loads of overlap.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

Lol at the idiot in the wheelchair starting shit and acting like the victim when the guy fights back.

It's like the fucking Monty Python dark knight sketch at the end with the guy scooting on his ass demanding a fight. Lol. Help help I'm being repressed!

[–]jet199 7 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 5 fun -  (2 children)

I really expected him to get up and walk at one point.

You should never hit a trans woman in a wheelchair because 70% of the time they will just stand up and beat the shit out of you.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah but if you know their secret weakness you can apparently commit genocide on them. Just use the magic misgendering word and they all burst into flames like vampires in the sun.

[–]Caessium 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You hit a guy in the chair, Ricky! A guy in the chair!

[–]alladd 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

"I suck dick for cock" is our generation's "Where's the beef?"