Trouble at the Furry Convention

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[–]Alienhunter糞大名 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

In this corner Barney the Dinosaur.

In the other corner Women's Sports Legend Lia Thompson.

Let the Oppression Olympics begin!

The first competition. Gravity liberation. Flee the oppressive force of gravity by declaring it a social construct. The first person to convince the other that they are floating 6 inches off the ground wins.

Second event, CarniVORE. You must catch and eat one deer in the forest using nothing but your own wit and twitter account.

The final event, the running of the bullshit. You must get elected to a public office. No holds barred. Let's get ready to reeeeeeeegreeeeeesss.